bought a cute little optical mouse at CompUSA for only $14.99. Yay! no more trackpad for me. I’ve also gotten sick of the really crappy 2 meg video card they gave me for my secondary monitor, so I bought a box of crackerjacks that came with a 16 meg ATI card. They’ll probably complain about…

I have decided that I wish to become an office linebacker like Terry Tate. I know what you’re thinking… I may be a little guy, but what I lack in size I’m sure I can make up in heart or something. Also, I have a lot of rage. I’m sure that will manifest itself in…

danitapgh threw a birthday party for anukul yesterday. As Anu was born in 1976, Dana decided to make the theme of the party the Bicentennial. (Dana is wacky like that). She told people to dress up as they would have in either 1976 or 1776 and gave prizes out to whoever had the best outfits,…

Haven’t done one of these in a while, so what the hell… 1. What is one thing you don’t like about your body? Bit of fat on my stomach. Not a lot, but I won’t be satisfied til I have a washboard stomach. Actually, a bigger one is I’m not fond of my voice, but…

danitapgh is having a birthday party for anukul. Much like with my parties she has decided to make it all themey and dress-uppy and stuff. Being that I am me, I decided that I had to participate in the dressing up. Initially, I had planned on simply getting some bell-bottoms and figuring that that would…

From this point on, I would like to be reffered to exclusively as “the lyrical Jesse James”. bleah… Ok, I think work is really getting to me at this point.

like Thailand is?

Maurice Gibb is dead. And that is sad. Although beststephi will probably slap me for saying so, I don’t think its quite the tragedy of losing a JMJ. I do however think he was important enough that the Nightly News should have know to announce him as “Maurice” and not “Morris”

but don’t read , (that means you, ludimagist), I have posted a defense of smokers. over in that forum, if you care to read and comment.

What a bullshit way to lose a game… so drinking to drown my sorrows it is. Of course, I’m already quite drunk so I best slow down now. Oh well… with the Steelers eliminated, its time to start rooting for the 49ers (who I have in the office superbowl survivor pool). If they go all…

and now I get this letter: Subject: Think you’ve seen porn? How about a dog giving 5+ girls oral sex till they cum? So you think you’ve seen some crazy porn? Think you’ve seen all the crazy stuff out there? YOU HAVEN’T SEEN SHIT!!! I saw the most un fuckin believable video clip thats ever…

So I got mail that I at first thought was spam from these people. Something told me I should read it though so I did. Actually what they want is permission to republish (and link to) my flirting essay. Hmmm… now part of me simply acknowledges that if I put something out on the internet,…

ummm… who is planning on watching the Steeler game in the MikeStephMav Theater of Love on Saturday? sui66iy and I were thinking we should get beer or something. Ummm, its saturday afternoon instead of sunday morning. Were people still expecting me to cook?