I have decided that I wish to become an office linebacker like Terry Tate. I know what you’re thinking… I may be a little guy, but what I lack in size I’m sure I can make up in heart or something.
Also, I have a lot of rage. I’m sure that will manifest itself in my work. And don’t worry about me becoming a free agent and signing away to some Fortune 500 company with deep pockets. I’m not about that. I play for the love of the game.
“It’s Terry world. You just work there, baby!”
Dude, how old are you?
I don’t know who Terry Tate is, and I’m not really exactly sure what an office linebacker does, but my mom always said if you’re 30 and you still think you can go pro, you can’t go pro. So you only have a few years left! Get on that!
Or something.
I thought you watched the SuperBowl. Terry Tate, office linebacker, was introduced in one of the commercials. Don’t tell me you Tivoed through SuperBowl commercials! Also, you could click that link.
As for going pro before I’m 30… that’s why I’m posting now. Does your office have an opening?
you kill da joe, you make some mo
you know dat, baby
else you in for a long day
a LONG DAY
cuz triple-T is up in this BIIIIITCH