I listen to the Howard Stern show on the radio on my drive in to work every day. There is a commercial that has been playing lately for a product called “Elongate” which is a pill that men can take to increase their “length and girth.” The product is “guaranteed” or its free. And best of all, they’re running a contest where you can win a Porsche!
Ummm, question? Is there any reason that I need both a longer penis and a Porsche? I would think that one or the other would be fine for most purposes.
Obviously insecure men who feel they need to improve their penis size will be more likely to buy your fake product if you also make a fake promise that one of them might win a sports car.
Next they will be offering dates with supermodels. Supermodels who don’t mind your performance problems.
and it is to sleep on a velvet pillow and be handled only with white gloves, I’m sure.
Who’s?
errr… who’s?
and dammit, why can’t I edit comments?