Something that suddenly occurs to me…. You know, I think if I were a 14 year old girl, I’d want to fuck R Kelly. I’m not saying its right, mind you. I’m just saying I understand…

a long time ago I used to be a pretty decent pinball player. I used to play every day. There used to be a Twilight Zone machine in my living room. Times got hard, and I was eventually forced to sell the TZ and I fell out of practice. The last two years I’ve competed…

yesterday, I got spam which made it through my filters that was entitled: “Do you hate Junk Mail?” Today, I got the same spam again. The mail goes on to tell me how the sender used to hate spam too, but only because he thought everyone deleted it. But research shows that people read their…