1. Would you consider yourself an organized person? Why or why not? Yes, I think so. Most people would probably look at, say, my desk and and assume that it was completely chaotic. But in reality, there is a very sophisticated, multi-layered filing and placement scheme at work here that keeps me on top of…

I need a drink. Is it happy hour yet? No? What? more than 8 hours? CRAP!

If you are working out its generally a bad idea to drop a 20 lbs. barbell on your finger. Just in case anyone was wondering. That is all.

if any of you care (anisodragonfly and jetgrrl01, I am looking in your general directions), I’m discussing Buffy theories with people in thwomp’s journal, here.

Something that suddenly occurs to me…. You know, I think if I were a 14 year old girl, I’d want to fuck R Kelly. I’m not saying its right, mind you. I’m just saying I understand…

a long time ago I used to be a pretty decent pinball player. I used to play every day. There used to be a Twilight Zone machine in my living room. Times got hard, and I was eventually forced to sell the TZ and I fell out of practice. The last two years I’ve competed…

yesterday, I got spam which made it through my filters that was entitled: “Do you hate Junk Mail?” Today, I got the same spam again. The mail goes on to tell me how the sender used to hate spam too, but only because he thought everyone deleted it. But research shows that people read their…

So I’m driving home from work… don’t even get me started on work, I only have 1000 words of free-flowing hostility and don’t want to waste them on tangents, so lets just leave it at this… just fucking kill me. Ok, that’s out of the way… I was driving home from work, as I said…

So, the Great Sasuke took his seat in the Assembly today. Rather than take his mask off he ordered a brand new one. I want to get a mask and go into politics!

Did you ever have a dream? Everybody has a dream. My dream involves oversized wheels, shiny chrome running boards, an 18-inch lift kit, dangerous bass, a silicon enhanced Barbie on the hood and mad hydralics in the back. Picture me rollin’! So I got the newest issue of Sport Truck Magazine this weekend. It was…

1) made out the initial party invite for Aloha Jam. In all likelihood, if you happen to be reading this, I meant to invite you, and you should check your mail for details. If you didn’t get an invite from me, let me know. Hmmm… I still don’t have prizes yet. Any suggestions? 2) played…

so my camera finally did arrive. I charged it and took it to Silky’s with me to play. I am quite pleased with the results. I guess in theory I am ready to start taking pictures for my photosketches. I wish I had a bigger memory card for it though (since the resolution is better,…

took the day off to get a lot of things done. People came and installed new cabinets in our kitchen. Never buy cabinets. Buying cabinets is a pain in the ass, and ultimately more trouble than its worth. Just ask sui66iy. Really, its better to just leave all of your dishes and food stacked up…

jameel has informed me that one of my favorite mall stores, Gadzooks has decided to dump their male clothing lines and becomea girl only store. Excuse me for a moment… Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits!!!! There… that’s better… What the hell? Like there aren’t enough places in the world where guys can’t…