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who’s the bitch now…

Oh, the skies were filled with rain
would Max show to meet his pain
Mav doubted Max would meet his fate
but it turned out he was just late
the sky was dark, the air was wet
yet on the court opponents met
2 matches played no less no more
the scores 6-1, 6-4 and 6-4, 6-4
and somewhere in Mudville a child cries
forced to watch another season of She Spies
there’s no joy in Mudville for poor or rich
because mighty Maverick is Max’s bitch…

*sigh*

om

18 comments for “who’s the bitch now…

  1. June 12, 2003 at 12:11 pm

    snif…that was beautiful

    1. mav
      June 12, 2003 at 12:21 pm

      yeah… its really sad… because of you, somewhere in Mudville a father is being forced to tell little johnny that as scary as it is, sometimes the bad guys just win…

      1. June 12, 2003 at 12:23 pm

        somewhere else, shane, cassie, and d.d., are saying, “Oh max! Our hero!”

        1. mav
          June 12, 2003 at 12:28 pm

          and in homes across america people are smashing their TVs and taking up reading…

  2. June 12, 2003 at 12:17 pm

    you realize, had to win for fear that you might make him touch your feet if he were your bitch. luckily for you, being Max’s bitch is unlikely to entail much of anything.

  3. June 12, 2003 at 12:39 pm

    Hey, did you change “adversaries” to “opponents?”

    Why not “advers’ries”? It’s more miltonian, i think…

    1. mav
      June 12, 2003 at 12:45 pm

      yeah I did…. you really think adversaries is better? it sounded awkward… just bad meter or something… not that I was trying that hard for the rest of the poem…. I guess I could switch it back

      1. June 12, 2003 at 1:04 pm

        adversaries has awkward meter…advers’ries doesn’t

        1. mav
          June 12, 2003 at 1:17 pm

          no…. that’s just pretentious…

          1. June 12, 2003 at 2:42 pm

            oh. yeah, i guess you wouldn’t want to be pretentious.

  4. June 13, 2003 at 10:20 am

    Ok, I’ve only seen one episode of She Spies, and granted it was late and I was sleep deprived, but I was greatly amused by it.

    1. mav
      June 14, 2003 at 9:22 am

      dude… you just lost like 27 cool points…

      1. June 14, 2003 at 4:21 pm

        I don’t need to take that from Max’s bitch.

        Don’t make me make you have to come over here…

        1. mav
          June 14, 2003 at 6:09 pm

          I don’t need to take that from Max’s bitch.

          dude… ouch…

          1. June 14, 2003 at 10:28 pm

            No joy in Mudville.

            None.

            I bet She Spies was moved to an even moe obscure time slot there.

  5. June 13, 2003 at 1:22 pm

    Did you read my poem? 😉

    1. mav
      June 14, 2003 at 9:28 am

      lovely… I feel all empowered and man-hating now…

      1. June 14, 2003 at 11:28 am

        LOL

        And does your secret area sting from your glistening secret bristle?

        (I love making fun of “womyn” and especially their poetry)

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