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there is a god…

and apparently he is the Baptist God. So if you don’t believe, now is a good time to start, and if you are of some other faith, maybe you should consider converting…

I just have this mental picture of a great bearded god sitting in his throne on a cloud of heaven saying, “Now usually I don’t do this, but why don’t we give ’em a little somethin’ somethin’!”

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8 comments for “there is a god…

  1. July 4, 2003 at 9:25 am

    ummmmm, maybe not

    I don’t know…I’m just saying, maybe Baptist isn’t the way to go. After all, he did set the church on FIRE!!!! Or maybe it was just that church in particular. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

    1. July 5, 2003 at 3:57 pm

      Re: ummmmm, maybe not

      Well, if lightening doesn’t strike twice in the same spot, I guess you’re at least safe there, assuming that that minister learned his lesson…

      1. July 5, 2003 at 4:07 pm

        Re: ummmmm, maybe not

        I would have agreed until I saw this story
        What are the odds?

        1. mav
          July 5, 2003 at 5:52 pm

          Re: ummmmm, maybe not

          woah! I wish I was struck by lightning twice in one hour… I could probably deal with the lightning, I could do without the 90 meter fall though…

  2. July 4, 2003 at 10:32 am

    services resumed for about 20 minutes until the congregation realized the church was on fire.

    It took them 20 minutes to realize the church was on fire?!

    1. July 4, 2003 at 10:37 am

      They probably assumed, the lightning bolt being a sign from god, that he wouldn’t burn their church down. now, hopefully they’ve learned that making assumptions in the face of divine fireworks is not a good idea.

  3. July 4, 2003 at 3:20 pm

    I can’t believe it!
    That’s a tad bit creepy…. I’m hearing a low growl of a voice saying, “get out!”

    1. mav
      July 4, 2003 at 9:55 pm

      heh… nah, I like a nice pipe-hitting god… a god who doesn’t take any guff… I respect that…

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