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stupid photoshop tricks

so after brief forays into extreme sexist misogyny and racism I now return you to your regularly scheduled metrosexual rambling…

This is mostly for zenthia and mistergrumpy, but comments welcome from whoever else too…

The shirt that I got from International Male last week. I actually already had the ice shirt, so I bought the fire shirt to wear with it. Opinions?

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33 comments for “stupid photoshop tricks

  1. July 30, 2003 at 11:56 am

    Egad, how will Neo be able to defeat a Maverick that can clone himself?

    1. July 30, 2003 at 12:02 pm

      *falls over laughing*

      1. mav
        July 30, 2003 at 12:32 pm

        do you like have a macro that posts that to my journal?

        1. July 30, 2003 at 1:02 pm

          *falls over laughing*
          No, of course not.

          1. mav
            July 30, 2003 at 1:33 pm
    2. mav
      July 30, 2003 at 12:31 pm

      Mister Higgins! So we meet again…

  2. July 30, 2003 at 12:12 pm

    What you need to do is go forth and turn your fellow men onto the metrosexual style! That way us women get more eyecandy and the world is a happier place.

    1. mav
      July 30, 2003 at 12:33 pm

      heh… I have a hard enough time convincing women to go shopping with me, and they’re supposed to like it… guys are hopeles…

      1. July 30, 2003 at 12:54 pm

        No, no, you’re supposed to kind of grab them and turn them into Mavs…

        1. mav
          July 30, 2003 at 1:04 pm

          you know, when you made the Matrix comment, i considered photoshopping up a picture of turning you into a T2 effect Mr Smith thing… but I didn’t really have the gumption… it seemed like a lot to do for a basic one liner…

      2. July 30, 2003 at 12:57 pm

        I would like to go on record as saying that I was a metrosexual long before the term was coined.

        1. mav
          July 30, 2003 at 1:06 pm

          dude… you’re preaching to the choir…

          1. July 30, 2003 at 1:10 pm

            Then can I get an AMEN?

          2. mav
            July 30, 2003 at 1:31 pm

            no, but you can get a FABOULOUS!

          3. July 30, 2003 at 1:40 pm

            Thanks girlfriend!

          4. mav
            July 30, 2003 at 1:54 pm

            you have to catch Queer Eye…

          5. July 30, 2003 at 2:04 pm

            Unfortunatley I don’t have cable, but I will try to get into the home of someone who does. I keep hearing fabulous things about the show.

          6. mav
            July 30, 2003 at 3:01 pm

            at least last week it also came on NBC (after Will and Grace)… I dunno about this week… but in any case, you certainly must find a means…

        2. July 30, 2003 at 6:24 pm

          1. No, you just are dressed by your sisters.
          2. Can you be something if there is no name for it?
          3. Not in that shirt you bought in Harlem, you’re not.

          1. mav
            July 30, 2003 at 6:28 pm

            ooooh…. looks like someones been outed!

          2. July 30, 2003 at 6:52 pm

            1. Not all the time, and even if I were, having female fashion consultation is still acceptable.

            2. Of course I can, the performance of an identity can exist without a verbal signifier representing it, the signifier is called into existence by the performance, not vice versa (in this case).

            3. That shirt is fabulous.

          3. July 30, 2003 at 10:04 pm

            3. Find me an official fag who agrees with you.

          4. July 30, 2003 at 10:07 pm

            To make someone an official fag, we would have to test their faggness by having them try to marry and be rejected by government policy.

            No shirt is important enough to go through all of that.

            Though I may be able to find an unofficial fag or several.

          5. mav
            July 31, 2003 at 6:39 am

            you guys think about this stuff like way too much… seriously…

          6. August 1, 2003 at 7:05 pm

            If you have seen The Shirt to which I refer…
            Never mind…

          7. mav
            August 1, 2003 at 7:41 pm

            If you have seen The Shirt to which I refer…

            Hmm… must have been something, to warrant the capital letters…

          8. August 1, 2003 at 7:54 pm

            Something terrible. However, I fear that if I discuss The Shirt anymore, it will follow me to Jammy Jam.

  3. July 30, 2003 at 12:24 pm

    I like the ice shirt better, but that may be due to pose? and yeah, two Mavs….whew

    1. mav
      July 30, 2003 at 12:37 pm

      and yeah, two Mavs….whew

      well…. yes, I am one sexy bitch… sit down, have a drink of water… I’d hate for you to faint.

  4. July 30, 2003 at 6:26 pm

    This scared me. It really did. I don’t know whether it was the dual Mav effect or the look on Fire Mav’s face. It looks like someone is holding his favorite chew toy just behind the camera.

    1. mav
      July 30, 2003 at 6:29 pm

      bah! I’m a sexy beast! Admit it!

      1. July 30, 2003 at 10:07 pm

        ::puttin on the Hot Chocolate::

        1. mav
          July 31, 2003 at 6:40 am

          I believe in miracles…

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