so, I’ve been watching Montel and he is talking about dumb laws. They metioned dumblaws.com which has lists of laws that are stupid on a by state basis (as well as some international ones). Some of my favorites from Pennsylvania: Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send…

So whilst in the midst of utterly and completely wreaking havoc on the tennis court I received a cell phone call from, Ummm… the Larry King Live people to set up a phone call for Thursday morning wherein we will discuss the possibility of future regular appearances on said show… Yay!!!

so as I was saying…. WHO’S THE BITCH NOW!!!! 5-7, 6-4, 7-5… thankyou very much… I say gamMAX you say punk! GAMMAX!

I say gamMAX you say punk! gamMAX! PUNK! gamMAX! PUNK! I say gamMAX you say punk! gamMAX PUNK! gamMAX! PUNK! gamMAX gamMAX! PUNK! PUNK! gamMAX gamMAX! PUNK! PUNK! gamMAX gamMAX gamMAX gamMAX! PUNK! PUNK! PUNK! PUNK! apologies to Spike Lee…

you know… I don’t think max1975 is actually a good tennis player, I think he’s actually just secretly perfected the weather dominator, and uses it to make sure there are inclimate conditions every time we play. I bet he’s found someway to put a localized bubble of non-weather around himself too. I bet he was…

went to the Beehive and played pinball with the ever elusive but still very cool gigglefaerie. Played all four games that they currently have. Some observations: The Simpsons: Very cool game, when its working. It appears the left flipper is wearing out, and developing a short in it. Not being able to utilize either of…

this is bizzare. So I played and lost to beststephi 6-2, 3-6, 6-3. Which in addition to changing stephi and my ratings (though not enough to change our rankings) dominio-effects georgejas and wooble’s ratings in such a way as their rankings change. Math is hard weird… lets go shopping!

It suddenly occurs to me that its already July 6th and I have not yet started my summer rafting season. This must clearly be remedied. Anyone feel like taking a rafting trip anytime soon?

As I was mentioning to some people the other day at the party, I’ve been thinking of getting another tattoo. This one I was thinking of putting on my left shoulder, upper arm. I’ve been playing with designs, and wouldn’t mind some input. Here are the current designs (clicking on the image will give you…

RIP, Barry White….

Thankyou to drspooky, theadana, katieboyd and others for a wonderful party last night. Much fun was had and cool people were met, and it makes me look very forward to throwing the next Jammy Jam when I hope all will be there. Also looking forward to georgejas and dgr’s party later today. Got my replacement…

and apparently he is the Baptist God. So if you don’t believe, now is a good time to start, and if you are of some other faith, maybe you should consider converting… I just have this mental picture of a great bearded god sitting in his throne on a cloud of heaven saying, “Now usually…

just a note to those of you who volunteered to be in my superhero picture. I have started, I have my general layout planned, and I have done breakdowns for 5 of the ten characters. Some of you I have questions for which I posed in response to your original answers. If you could answer…

so after weeks of complaining and police reports I finally have my new camera battery! yay!!!! Now I need to take pictures of someone for a photosketch… who’s ready?

So if you know me, you might have noticed something along the way. See. I’m nuts. Its subtle. And you might not see it at first, but yeah, trust me, its there. I ain’t all there. A beer short of a six-pack. A few fries short of a happy meal. Being that I am nuts,…