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on odd dynamics between parties, professions, jobs, jams, employment and inebriation… (redux)

So, as I was saying… there is this odd little trend of the last couple of years wherein my employment cycles and my party cycles seem to coincide:

Wed. July 31st, 2002 – Last official day of work for Merv Griffin Show — laid off….
Sat. Aug 3rd, 2002 – Jammy Jam 2002
Sat. Nov 2nd, 2002 – Halloween Jam 2002
Mon. Nov 4th, 2002 – 1st official day of work for Wayne’s World — temp contract…
Fri. May 23rd, 2003 – Last official day of work for Wayne’s World — contract expires…
Sat. May 24th, 2003 – Aloha Jam 2003
Sat. Aug 16th, 2003 – Jammy Jam 2003
Mon. Aug 18th, 2003 – 1st official day of work for Merv Griffin Show — temp contract…

add to that:

Fri. Sep 26th, 2003 – Short notice, small and intimate debauchery party
Wed. Oct. 1st, 2003 – Last official day of work for Merv Griffin Show — contract expires…

Now the next party is scheduled for either Oct 31st or Nov 1st (Halloween Jam). Please God, I beg you. Please don’t send me back to TechRx. Don’t send me back to that awful awful place… Please can’t I find a job cleaning toilets in a fast food restaurant on November 3rd? Or maybe smell checking smog emissions? Is there any need for someone who can be strapped to a boulder and have their liver eaten out by a crow once a day? I think I can do that… anything… anything else at all…

On another note… anyone else wanna get drunk Wednesday night?

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9 comments for “on odd dynamics between parties, professions, jobs, jams, employment and inebriation… (redux)

  1. September 29, 2003 at 4:22 pm

    Not to be nit-picky…but don’t you mean October instead of November?

    Wish I could be there for Wednesday. Can I drink with you from 2000+ miles away?

    1. mav
      September 29, 2003 at 4:52 pm

      yes, I did… now corrected… thanx

  2. September 29, 2003 at 6:26 pm

    Please start drinking around 4 pm Wednesday. That is when I have a meeting with the stupidbimboprofessor, then class right after that.

  3. September 29, 2003 at 7:05 pm

    The first rule of debauchery party, is not to talk about debauchery party. Except that I have newfound respect for feathers and midgets!!!

  4. September 29, 2003 at 7:55 pm

    I would love to get drunk on Wednesday night.

  5. mav
    September 30, 2003 at 8:12 am

    rules… there aren’t really rules per se… and damn, I missed the midgets… *sigh* I have the worst luck….

  6. mav
    September 30, 2003 at 8:13 am

    dude… drive up….

  7. mav
    September 30, 2003 at 8:14 am

    hmmm… well… it will probably be a little later… I am intending to do some work that day, after all…

  8. mav
    September 30, 2003 at 8:15 am

    *shrug* not if there isn’t any work for me to do

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