got up late… laid around not doing much of anything. Watched the season premiere of Angel on TV. Practiced some of my wrestling footwork. Did some laundry. Liking this bum thing, feel like I am totally back into the swing of things.
Got an email from an… uhhh… network representative with the Network that Wayne’s World was on asking if I am interested in an opportunity that they recently had come up and that I should send in an updated resume. I cringed. I’m intrigued, definitely, but please God, for the love of all that is holy, please don’t let it be TechRx. PLEASE!!!!
On another note, should I be worried if I just happen to notice that a birthmark that I always had had is suddenly gone? I mean, that’s kinda a scary thing, isn’t it? What if I need to proove that I’m me? A distinguishing feature is gone. Wait, what if I’m not really me? What if HYDRA kidnapped the real me and I have been replaced with a Life Model Decoy? I could be a ticking timebomb ready to explode. Oh the horror. The tragedy… ummm… cool…
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*sigh*
dude…. I mean really…
Dude, you’re an LMD! I’m telling your mom!
hmmmm, LMD huh? At the risk of sounding dumb, what is that?
LMD == Life Model Decoy. Basically a sophisticated robot that you use to replace someone. Like if you were a big oil conglamerate, you might kidnap the president and put a robot in his place so that you could force the United States to go to war with a fossil fuel rich dessert country. Of course that’s just an off the top of my head kinda thing. But something like that.
Oh My Gawd! They done stole my baby!
Maybe the dingo ate your baby…
no, of course I’m not… if I were I would never have mentioned the possibility in this public forum. I’m the real me. Move along now, nothing to see here. <BZZZTTT> ed the possibility in this public forum<BZZZTTT> public forum. forum<BZZZTTT>. thing to see here.
Naw really, you should go to the doc and see what happened to your birthmark. That’s not a good sign.
hmmm… that sounds like the kind of gratuitous medical frivolity of someone with health insurance…
Yeah, health insurance is nice. Not that my doctor’s office believes I have health insurance or is willing to call the company to verify that I have insurance. That’s a separate bitch, though.
In all seriousness. When HIV changes to AIDS, one of the signs is a change in existing birthmarks. Not to freak you out or anything. Loss of a birthmark is freaky stuff, though.
well, it didn’t just vanish… it had gotten progressively lighter over the last several years. what freaks me out the most is that my mom claims she doesn’t even remember me having it…
maybe its a conservation of skin pigment thing, what with the new tattoo…
Or maybe you’ve got the same skin pigment thing Michael Jackson has.