The Friday Five
1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Bread. Grape Jam. Bacon. Muffin Dough. Salvation of Men’s Souls (Beer)
2. Name five things in your freezer.
Hot Pockets. Ice. Veal Patties. Shrimp Rice Bowl. Enlightenment of Men’s Souls (Vodka)
3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
Windex. Dishwasher Detergent. Steel Wool. All Purpose Cleaner. Vessels for the Containment of the Salvation of Men’s Souls (Half Yard Glasses)
4. Name five things around your computer.
Umm, well, my laptop is currently on my bed with me, so:
Covers. Pillows. Me. Tv Remote Control. Fortification of Men’s Souls (Flintstone’s Vitamins)
5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
Mach 3 Turbo Razors. Toothbrushes. Tylenol. Cotton Balls. Restoration of Men’s Souls (Big Fucking Q)
LJ Match Sexual Compatiablity
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Alphabet Meme
A – Age: 29
B – Boyfriend: Well, hmm….beststephi is a girl, so I’m gonna say max1975 just to annoy him.
C – Choice of Meat: Depends on my mood. I eat a lot chicken. Right now, I could really go for some burgers and ribs in Maverick Sauce.
D – Dream Date: Stephi, Carmen, Ashanti, Britney, Halle, the twins and I go to… well, honestly, at that point, does it really matter?
E – Ex (most recent): Hmmm, I guess Michelle… unless of course Steph breaks up with me after reading D.
F – Favorite Food (of the moment): Who knows. Like I said, I’m in the mood for a burger right now. I generally really like sushi.
G – Greatest Accomplishment: I’m a failure… Well, that’s not true. I have nice arms.
H – Happiest Day of Your Life: Nov. 3rd, 1998 was pretty good.
I – Internal conflicts: At the moment, job angst over a couple of opportunities that I’ve been contacted about lately.
J – Jam or Jelly: Jam. Oh wait. I mean Jam (specifically grape). Or sometimes, jelly (must be jelly, cuz jam don’t shake like that)
K – Kool-Aid: Red. (yes, Red is a flavor, dammit)
L – Love: Define Love
M – Most Valued Thing I Own: In monetary value, probably the Vagabond (my truck), possibly my comic book collection, if I were to itemize and total its value. In emotional/sentimental value, tons of stuff.
N – Number of people slept with: Depends on your definition of slept with. I’m gonna say 15 and let you use your imagination
O – Outfit You Love: Oh God! Tons of stuff. I’m fond of most of my International Male clothes. I love wearing tuxedos, even when they come with skirts. And frankly, I think I look damn good taking my clothes off as well.
P – Phobia: Buses!! Definitely buses! And its not a phobia. Phobias are irrational fears. Fear of being kidnapped by bus drivers is totally reasonable.
Q – Question you want to ask: What’s the cut of a woman without a pump on her feet?
R – Religious affiliation: I don’t really have one. I was raised Lutheran. I was ordained as a minister by the Universal Life Church. But I’m pretty content to not be affiliated with any religion. Sort of like political parties. I do what i want to do, and trust in myself to follow my own rules. Hmm, maybe I should found a church of Mav. Who wants to join?
S – Sport to Watch: Football. Wrestling. Gymnastics
T – Television Show: Several. Looking very much forward to 24 starting up again.
U – Unique habit: Hmmm… I dunno… you tell me…
V – Very favorite word: Oh geeze. I dunno. Probably either funkentelechy or maybe efil4zaggin.
W – Winter: What about it? I like it. I get to go skiing.
X – X-rays you have had: Umm. This is stupid. Chest, limbs, jaw, probably most of my body at one point or another.
Y – Yesterday’s best meal: Yesterday? Eh, my meals yesterday pretty much sucked. I did have a nice peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Z – Zodiac Sign: Leo
Anyone coming to Silky’s today?
“K – Kool-Aid: Red. (yes, Red is a flavor, dammit)”
All Kool-Aid flavors are actually colors. Even the clear Kool-Aid, which tastes red.
Red is a flavor, but Kool-Aid doesn’t come in Red. You’re thinking of Hawaiian Punch.
I will probably go to Silky’s. I guess. Maybe I’ll finally get around to going to a real bar, with real waitresses, instead.
You are wrong
Red Kool-aide is technically Cherry, and might be said to be the most popular classic kool-aide flavor. I, however, am not fond of it.
I like green.
Re: You are wrong
Actually, what’s really frightening is that it doesn’t matter what flavor Red is. An actual, honest-to-god double-blind controlled experiment was performed to determine the most popular flavors in America. They changed what colors each flavor was for different sucject groups. “Red” won and “Purple” was a close second. It didn’t matter what the actual flavors were, just the color.
Re: You are wrong
So in other words, I am right, and you are wrong. Thanks for that.
What? No RED Kool-Aid? Don’t spread rumors like that; there’ll be riots in the streets! Maybe they don’t sell red in your neighborhood. But they do in the Hood 🙂