so a week or so ago, ere_i_am_jh pointed to an article that was effectively 1000 words of free flowing hostility, though I don’t delude myself into thinking that they were intentionally ripping me off. Then a couple nights ago, mickeysacks took it upon herself to write 500 words of free flowing hostility. So suddenly everyone in the world is stealing my gimmick. Ok… ok… two people are stealing my gimmick.
But the thing is, I’m curious about how other people would do it. So here you go. I challenge anyone who’s reading this to write their own 1000 words of free flowing hostility. The rules are simple. You can write about whatever you want to. Something bugging you? Something you have to say? Something that you think is controversial or cool? Something that just makes you say “what the fuck?” Whatever you have a stick up your ass about. But its got to be exactly 1000 words. You don’t have to curse as much as I do, and in fact, you should try to not overdo it, but remember it is 1000 words of free flowing HOSTILITY. So keep that in mind. Anyway, post it in your journal maybe with a little explanation of what you’re doing and maybe a link to this post (so people who don’t know me understand the concept). Oh, intro paragraphs don’t count towards the 1000 words. Then come back here and give me a link in a comment so I don’t have to go looking for them all over creation. Yes, of course people I don’t know are welcomed to play to. I will do my best to comment intelligently on every post that is brought to my attention.
Ok, go…
Boom
So, my sweetie isn’t really doing 1000 words of free-flowing hostility, but he’s doing something sorta kinda related that I thought you’d maybe want to see.
OK 1000 words don’t know if it will all fit on here
sara and i walk into the hotel room in carmel ny…and there is just stuff everywhere i mean like clothes and pot and condoms….obviously the girl thats sharing a room with us doesn’t seem to care what we think fine fuck her. sara is in aa and this is just all going to be like a bad after school special on tv now kids this is what happens to strippers. then there are the customers some go why are you doing this…well why the hell are they there what will they look at if we aren’t there huh? or the guy that says i am a nice healthy girl or a nice thick girl…hmmmm…..hey lard ass you look like shit yourself don’t pass any judgement on us girls we get up on a stage for 8 hours and dance for 12-15 minutes then we work the bar…..and people tell us we need to to to a gym…i mean seriously….i weigh 115 now and i have the measurements of 34c-26-34 do i really need to go work out more and this comes from at least 3 guys mouths a night…and its comes form the mouthes of fat ugly obese, acne ridden, smelly greasey 3 strands of hair combed over your bald spot guys who think they are the shit and a great playa! hmmm….then there is the roommate honey and her druggie gf that calls me up at 3am wanting to know were honey is well she is out in brooklyn buying drugs and stumbles in every morning at 8:30 am waking us up. guys come into our place of work and just have tons of baggage they think that they can lay all there problems on you and then they ridicule you for you job yet they come in 3 to 4 times a week….so they can feel like the big person putting down us dancers? they want to believe that we are all scum and whores. but most of us aren’t most of us are pretty well adjusted women. but hey we have a whole persona thing going to i can get up there and be anything i damn well please because when i take off the make-up and hair peice i’m me and thats important. and that fact that there are the nice guys that love to worship you that comes to see you but this is not about them this is about the other maggotey mean men that come in. i mean are they really men…ok i have no idea if this was 1000 words of not but i have to go so how was that for ranting hostility?
Re: OK 1000 words don’t know if it will all fit on here
definitely hostile… but not 1000 words…. so it doesn’t totally qualify, but yeah… that’s the spirit! 🙂
hostility can be fun
here I go again… stop the madness