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I sued the RIAA and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

Ok… not exactly, but I did get my check for $13.86 in the mail today for being part of the CD MAP class action suit. Maybe I’ll set it aside and save up to start my free music file sharing service. Hell yeah! Sticking it to the man! Or maybe I’ll go out and buy some big fucking Q…. damn cold!

EDIT: Oh duh! I can actually get a T-shirt! So can you! Hey kids! did you also sue the RIAA? Why not spend your winnings on a lousy T-shirt of your own. You’ll be the coolest kid on the block!

EDIT 2: Yes yes yes, I know. The T-shirts are all more than $13.86 (all except the toddler one). But Cafepress has minimum prices. So at least they all end in 86 cents. Besides, think of the statement you’re making. The settlement isn’t even enough money alone to buy you a lousy T-shirt. And isn’t it worth your extra dollar to make that statement with this? I thought so. If someone really wants, I can make cheaper “I sued the RIAA and all got was this lousy thong” or “… mug” or “…coaster” or something.

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5 comments for “I sued the RIAA and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

  1. February 23, 2004 at 9:16 pm

    I got a check too. Yay!

    1. February 24, 2004 at 5:32 am

      Me, too!

      I think I’m using mine to buy stuff from the iTunes music store. Woo!

      1. mav
        February 24, 2004 at 5:38 am

        bah!

        and after all that work I put into creating those fine t-shirts!

        1. February 24, 2004 at 7:35 am

          Heh, I’d buy one, but I didn’t sue.

          Love the idea, though.

  2. February 24, 2004 at 7:38 am

    Dude, I’m sick too. Need a tissue?

    Fuck the tissue, I need a whole damn box.

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