It’s been a couple of months since I last wrote a 1KWFFH. And even longer since I last wrote one about age and sex. So I thought it was time I did one again. Besides, this one is different. Earlier today someone sent me a URL to a news story that was so ridiculous, so…
Month: March 2004
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well at least I have my health(y teeth)…
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so whilst I have been complaining about my level comfort in my current job, I do at the very least have dental insurance for the first time in like forever… so I decided to give the old karma tornado a spin and go to the dentist today for the first time in what I think…
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questions on the futility of adulthood…
by mav • • 43 Comments
Just out of curiosity. How many people actually like what they do for a living? I don’t mean are you in nirvana. Life is by its very nature going to suck sometime. We can’t all be Powerball winners. But seriously, do you actually enjoy what you do or do you hate it? Why or why…
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for my pigmentally challenged friends…
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ohmigod!!ohmigod!!ohmigod!!ohmigod!!ohmigod!!ohmigod!!
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Yes!!! my dream of years has been answered!!! The question now is, how am I going to train myself to wrestle while wearing those?
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on expanded media viewing capabilities in the Arlington basement theater
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so I bought a 46 inch HDTV last night, which is now lovingly installed as the centerpiece of the entertainment center in theater. Combined with the 6.1 channel DTS surround sound and 2 level stadium seating that was already there, I think its a pretty comfy and pleasurable movie viewing experience. I also have over…
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because I have been such a sheep with the memes lately…
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The interest meme (from lots of people): Pick an interest from my interests page that either 1) you know nothing about but sounds intriguing, or 2) you know something about but can’t fathom why yours truly would be interested in it, and demand an explanation.
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on the CAR-ma tornado…
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yay, something finally goes right… so I’ve had a slew of car problems lately, and they’ve all been more or less annoying enough that I haven’t wanted to wait the 2-3 weeks it takes to get an appointment at Bruno’s. Well, each time I took the Vagabond to S&S Auto, or the Chevy Dealer I’d…
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Protected: should I be doing shots with this? (wherein Mav makes an extremely rare friends only post)
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Wow, can we make LJ memes out of every drinking game? How do we do 3-man? I never, as stolen from henrysbag. (_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK (_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT (_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME…
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Mavrosexual eye for the geek guy…
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(yes, I am absolutely serious about this) Ok, so here’s the deal. For those who haven’t been following in papertygre’s journal, let me synopsize the relevant background. I have this very cute, very sweet, very smart friend name Ratha (well more-or-less smart except for the small fact that she eats bugs). Through a series of…
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Thoughts while listening to MP3s at work…
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You know who never got enough play? I’m talking about a true pioneer of funk. An innovator of style. A man who was metrosexual 20 years before it meant anything. A man who knew how to work some hair. I’m talking about Larry Blackman! Larry Blackman was a true musical visionary. The attitude, the clothes,…
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on being bored enough to do a meme…
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I haven’t posted anything in nearly a week (which is completely out of character for me), and I’m kinda bored waiting for the DVD I’m making to finish burning, and I wanted something to attach my snazzy new icon to, so I thought maybe I’d do a meme. And here we go, the LJ friends…
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let he who is without sin cast the first gummi bear…
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http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/news022.htm (stolen from komakin0, whose birthday is today, btw) The part that bugs me is that the police are “investigating the incident.” What’s to investigate? Is it illegal to dress up like a fruit in Evansville? I could have sworn that in the bible, Jay-Z taught the Christians like tolerance and stuff like that.
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on delusions that one has while listening to MP3s in his cubicle at work around noon…
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you know what would be cool… if there was like an hour long Ashanti concert that happened right at noon every day… like maybe right in that empty cube over there —> And also if there was maybe beer. Beer would be great! Like if there was a 1/4 keg of Guiness under my desk.…