http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/news022.htm (stolen from komakin0, whose birthday is today, btw) The part that bugs me is that the police are “investigating the incident.” What’s to investigate? Is it illegal to dress up like a fruit in Evansville? I could have sworn that in the bible, Jay-Z taught the Christians like tolerance and stuff like that.

you know what would be cool… if there was like an hour long Ashanti concert that happened right at noon every day… like maybe right in that empty cube over there —> And also if there was maybe beer. Beer would be great! Like if there was a 1/4 keg of Guiness under my desk.…