http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/news022.htm
(stolen from komakin0, whose birthday is today, btw)
The part that bugs me is that the police are “investigating the incident.” What’s to investigate? Is it illegal to dress up like a fruit in Evansville?
I could have sworn that in the bible, Jay-Z taught the Christians like tolerance and stuff like that.
No, no, they’re clearly going to charge the other moviegoers with assault.
one would hope… *sigh*
The optimist in me says the police will charge the moviegoers with assulat. The pessimist says the police will charge the guy with disturbing the peace.
The angry, bitter bastard in me says the police will charge the guy with inciting a riot and call it a hate crime.
I don’t like that side. It gets no pizza tonight.
You know… if we outlaw gay marriage, this kinda shit just won’t happen anymore…
uh… or something…
Didn’t you know? The passages printed in red are optional.
Dude! you have a bible with red jesus text! those rule…
they don’t rule as much as the Good News bible, but they’re pretty cool…
heehee, “and I give to you these many commandments!”
All bibles should have cool stick figure drawings….
(yes, I know you probably have no idea what I’m talking about… this whole comment is mostly for and and maybe a few other people who have heard us joke about the good news bible)
My favorite has always been the EXTREME TEEN BIBLE! available in Wal*Marts across the country.
Jesus says dude.
I wish I were joking.
Amazon says look inside
That was just mean.
*sigh* I looked and there’s not a single dude in the whole amazon sample… I mean, I didn’t actually read it, but I skimmed, and you’d think that a DUDE would stick out…
I was hoping they could be a little more colloquial than “Adam knew Eve” as well. Hardly EXTREME Teen!
That was exactly what I was about to say. You know me and my Evelyn Wood Speedreading. I thought maybe I missed a ‘dude’. I agree, not as cool as the Good News Bible.
I was about to give some alternate wording for “Adam knew Eve” but Marcus told me that it was NOT appropriate, so I guess I’ll keep it to myself. Don’t want to burn in hell or anything.
I’m already going to burn in hell for doing stuff like this. Might as well go for one of the lower planes. Maybe I’ll write my own ebonics translation…
Adam took Eve and tapped dat ass!
Joseph’s brothers rolled his ass for his threads!
And with that Cain busted a cap in Abel’s candy ass!
And the bitchez Rodney Kinged J-Dawg’s ass and nailed him to a cross.
Wow… I use the word ass a lot when I’m speaking ebonics.
Can I use creative license in my version? Because I’d kinda like to change the Sodom and Gommorah story and keep the party goin’.
Coming soon, Maverick’s Book of Mormon: Spanglish Edition.
You are gonna BURN!!!!!
I used to have a copy of that. I’ve seen it.
*shudder*
This guy had some fun things to do at that movie in mind as well:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/weirdjews2/98530.html?view=1246946#t1246946