The interest meme (from lots of people):
Pick an interest from my interests page that either 1) you know nothing about but sounds intriguing, or 2) you know something about but can’t fathom why yours truly would be interested in it, and demand an explanation.
funkentelechy?
We, the righteous hordes of livejournal, demand an explanation!
Re: funkentelechy?
Funkentelechy literally speaking is the actualization of the funk, rather than its potential. Its a word coined by George Clinton for the P-Funk album “Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome” I originally started using it because I am a HUGE P-Funk fan. When he used it, he meant that thing inside of you that makes you want to get down and get funky. That thing that when the music starts pumping, makes you shake your groove thing on the dance floor, putting a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip.
I sometimes overload the term to cover other artforms as explained here.
Alright, I’ll bite. I demand – nay, require – an explanation of “clfsv”.
That’s an old old joke. It’s an acronym. It stands for Cute Little Friends with Sexy Voices. A long time ago, someone said on zephyr that they were looking for a girlfriend. Faisal said “you should hang out with me.” The other person said “Why, do you have extra girlfriends?” And Faisal replied “no, but I have lots of friends though. Cute little friends with sexy voices. Hang around me and maybe one will take a liking to you.”
After that, we tended to use the term “CLFSV” as shorthand for any random girl we knew whom we thought was hot. As an interest, it basically means I like having hot friends.
“black man’s kryptonite”?
hahahahaha!!!!
Black Man’s Kryptonite is that which can bring even the strongest black man to his knees… A sexy white woman. The most famous use of the term I know of is in the movie Undercover Brother (referring to Denise Richards’ character).
Basically, it means I have a white girlfriend.
two-fisted justice AND two-fisted tales of redemption
for the 2nd I see you and Jameel both have it listed.
Re: two-fisted justice AND two-fisted tales of redemption
“Two-fisted justice” is a cliche term that was used in action movie serials, pulp novels and pulp comics a long time ago. It refers to a street hero or vigilante like the Shadow or the Phantom who would hunt down evil-doers and beat the crap out of them. The narrator would always say something like “come back next week to see more two-fisted justice dished out by Doc Savage!”
“Two-fisted Tales of Redemption” was and my idea for a comic which would retale biblical stories in an over the top 40s comic book style. There would be stories like “Moses vs. The Golden Calf”, “Paul, alone against the Paharacies”, “David, in the den of Lions!” and my favorite “Not a Hoax! Not a Dream! In this issue, someone will betray Jesus!!!!”
Re: two-fisted justice AND two-fisted tales of redemption
Outstanding.
Re: two-fisted justice AND two-fisted tales of redemption
Thankyou…
just wait til you read my in production limited series “Tales from the Frontier” featuring Joseph Smith.
And hey, where’s my interest answer, ya bastard!
“that thing over there”
wouldn’t you like to know?
man, what a cop out. I bet you don’t even know the first thing about that thing over there!
I know exactly what that over there is. And I know where you can stick it too. 😛
I think you’re just jealous, cuz you don’t have one of those things…
Hi!
You don’t know me, but I’d like to stalk – I mean, um, add you to my friends list.
Re: Hi!
yeah, that’s fine… just don’t mail me any dead rabbits… last time that was such a mess.
Re: Hi!
I guess I should have run it through the dishwasher first.
Re: Hi!
no, like I said before… its fine really…
just saying just don’t let it happen again, is all
Re: Hi!
Sigh. You’re really crampin’ my style here, but all right.
Re: Hi!
well, gifts of cash are of course always accepted…
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I didn’t think you were a threat to my buddy Mav, but then I saw you had a Tony Orlando and Dawn userpic and concluded that no, you were a threat to all humanity.
how’s that for stalking.
Re: Hi!
what’s wrong with Tony Orlando and Dawn?
“Looking Good!!!” (ok… yes, that’s technically Freddie Prinze, but close enough)
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Hey man, I have accepted kitsch into my life, and I’m comfortable with that. (It also works as a Dead Milkmen reference, but whatever.)
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Do you know what the livejournal stalkers are doing to the soil???
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I like you. You’re not like all the others, here in the trailer park.
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ok kids…. pay attention, you are now witnessing the opening stages to a serial murder…
“wow, shawn, you’re so nice and funny? Why don’t I travel across state lines to meet you in a non-descript hotel… nah, I don’t see any need to bother telling anyone where I’m going. why no, I’ve never taken part in a ritual sacrifice, that sounds fascinating…”
Re: Hi!
Dude, that’s ridiculous.
She’s a Buddhist. I can’t sacrifice a Buddhist. My dark masters would laugh at me.
And I have never met a girl at a hotel.
Re: Hi!
She’s a Buddhist. I can’t sacrifice a Buddhist. My dark masters would laugh at me.
ah… but isn’t conversion part of what the ritual is for?
And I have never met a girl at a hotel.
just what are you implying here?
“bimbos from space”???
It sounds like a bad movie I need to add to my collection…
Re: “bimbos from space”???
well, not any specific movie. Its just that I am a fan of the B-Movies genre, in particular B-Movies that feature bimbos from space. Some recommendations are on my Amazon Listmania List
Yay tell me about orgies!
heeheehee…
what do you want to know?
if/when/who/good?
ah…. ok, let’s see
if:
Yes
when:
ummm… a few times… I don’t know exact dates or anything like that…
who:
no kissing and telling… I really don’t so much care about people knowing that I have done some things, but the other parties involved might. Not that you’d know anyone anyway. But some people who read this might.
good:
Yes, of course… that’s why its an interest 🙂
“hint of mint”
huh? Is this just a particular taste you like in some food? Or is it the name of a band or an inside joke or something? explain.
Re: “hint of mint”
hint of mint are a brand of Nat Sherman cigarettes. Mint crystals in the filter add the most delightful taste to the smoke as you inhale. Yes, cigarettes will kill you, but if you only smoked hint of mints, it would be so worth it. Of course, they’re also more expensive than drugs… But at this point, pretty much all cigarettes are… one of the main reasons I quit.
Juniper Breeze?
Isn’t that a Bath and Body Works lotion stink?
yep… and my favorite of them as well…
Did they discontinue it? Or is it still around? They used to give it away in the nice nice snazzydoodle hotel rooms.
well the shampoo and the massage oil seem to have been discontinued, but the shower gel, bubble bath, hand soap, bar soap, body spritz, candles, air fresheners, lotion and maybe other stuff is still there.
Okay. Tell Richard to bring me some on our first date.
heh…
Won’t you please tell me about this Karma Tornado?
Also, tequila in general or any specific tequila?
Well, you know what Karma is… the Karma Tornado is basically my theory that Karma affects my life in an extreme and excessive, yet chaotic manner. So either, I’ll be in a nice and helpful good boy in a good mood and end up winning money, having killer parties and getting laid a lot, or I’ll be in a bastard and will get really sick, wreck my car and lose my job all in the same week. What’s worse, its all jumbled up in a big huge messy whirlwind… so its not just that I can be all nice and nice things happen… but then as things spin they go really bad again, for a while and consequently I behave in bitter ways. Its all kinda crazy and nonsensical and random, but then I did get the term from The Tick.
Yes, tequila in general, but also tequila in specific. I like Cuervo 1800. Jose is my friend.