so in the interest of actual planning ahead and stuff… show of hands, who actually is planning on doing Aloha Jam this weekend?

beststephi freestylin’ with street slang: “Hippity Hop, Hippity Hop, Bop to the Beat, Don’t Stop! Slap that ass up!” So there you go kids… that’s the new slang… use and enjoy. And remember, she’s a doctor, so she knows what she’s talking about!

Every once in a while I see something on the news so annoying that I want to write one thousand words of free flowing hostility, but so stupid that I can’t be bothered to put that much thought into it. So here’s the deal. I like trees and parks as much as the next guy.…