Jammy Jam is tomorrow (actually, today, in like 20 hours… wow) and it will commemorate my 30th birthday. Damn, I’m old. Well nothing can make one feel young like doing a nice little survey meme that one steals from a 17 year old, in this case, the lovely and delightful jazzyjess. 1. Who are you?…

There’s a wrestling show tonight, so I won’t be at Happy Hour (just in case anyone is looking for me). Nonetheless, Jammy Jam is tomorrow. Everyone should come to that. The prizes will be awesome this year. Anyone have an beer suggestions? To keg or not to keg? What brand?

ladies and gentlemen, may I please have a moment of silence for Rick James. He’s all right He’s all right Rick James is all right… with me… Thank you. EDIT: And don’t go telling me that Rick James only matters because of the Chappelle show skit from last season. My people love Rick James. Rick…

in which Mav displays his inner gay man once again… so, once upon a time, I did a makeover project with the goal of changing a quintessential geek into a quintessential studmuffin. I did this for a variety of reasons, not the least of which was, well, I was kinda bored. The project was deemed…

We’re more than halfway through my 30th birthday, and not a single strippergram has shown up at my door all day. What the hell kinda friends are you people?