It astounds me that there are actually people who think that this is a good idea: will tech support for sex… listen up geekboys… if you are so upset that you aren’t getting any that you are tempted to post an ad like this, let me give you a hint. The fact that you think…

Went home sick today. Being sick sucks. Anyway, didn’t feel like doing nothing while I was at home, so I figured I might as well post pics from this weekend. papertygre and georgejas both expressed the desire to utilize my shopping expertise and get new clothes. Whee, its just like playing with life-sized Barbie dolls.…

(note: this letter may at first glance to the caucassian seem somewhat harsh on african americans. please understand that it is not intended to be so, it is intended as helpful words of advice. or as my people say: don’t hate the playa, hate the game) Dear Sir, I frequented your eating establishment today, and…

Tonight, on the big screen in theater. Let me know if you want to drop by.

(I did a short rant earlier that monkey587 noted was under 1000 words. I told him don’t worry, that was just the warm-up. I was just getting started) So I think I’ve made it pretty clear over time that I am no so much with the sanity. At the very least I have pretty, lets…

so I was driving home from work today listening to the local negro radio station and I heard the oddest commercial. It was the voice of a 13-year-old white boy (odd in and of itself, because commercials on black radio stations generally strive to have very obviously “black voices” do their advertising) talking about a…

neck is really sore from wrestling practice yesterday. I should really do more neck exercises. I also seem to be developing a bit of a headache. Hope I’m not getting sick. Well, at least its Friday. Also picked up Get on Da Mic for the PS2 yesterday. It’s sort of like Karaoke Revolution except that…

Congratulations to wooble and Tracey on their very lovely wedding and their brilliant choice of best man. Many happy years to you both.

Now this is a meme worth stealing. From jameel: In the toy aisle of any shop, all of the dolls come packaged with one or two “accessories”. Barbie has her handbag, The Hulk has a big rock, and Action Man always came with some sort of cool gizmo. If you were to buy a chrismaverick…

Saturday night the transmission died on the Vagabond. This is what you call suckful. It continued to drive but was unable to shift through 3rd gear. As such, I had an awkward top speed of about 50mph. This sucked on many levels. Took it into Bruno’s Garage on Tuesday, where they verified that the transmission…