Congratulations to wooble and Tracey on their very lovely wedding and their brilliant choice of best man. Many happy years to you both.

Now this is a meme worth stealing. From jameel: In the toy aisle of any shop, all of the dolls come packaged with one or two “accessories”. Barbie has her handbag, The Hulk has a big rock, and Action Man always came with some sort of cool gizmo. If you were to buy a chrismaverick…