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on yaw yaw yaw yaw!

everyone else is doing this meme and I figure I might as well too.

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.

and on a sadder note, I just want to give one last shout out to the O.D.B. Unfortunately, unlike his namesakes, I doubt that Osiris, the Big Baby Jesus, will be coming back in three days. Maybe in a more perfect world.

Wu-Tang Forever!

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12 comments for “on yaw yaw yaw yaw!

  1. November 14, 2004 at 11:23 am

    Obvious and kind of stupid question:

    When did you graduate from CMU? I can make an informed guess, but I don’t actually know.

    Sad about O.D.B. — he was very young, younger than I would have thought.

    1. mav
      November 14, 2004 at 11:43 am

      That one’s easy, though I was barely sober enough to remember. June of 1998.

  2. November 14, 2004 at 1:25 pm

    If you could make your living from wrestling, would you?

    1. mav
      November 14, 2004 at 1:39 pm

      you mean as opposed to computer programming? Yes, absolutely. Not even a contest.

  3. November 14, 2004 at 5:50 pm

    What’s the sexiest thing you find in women?

    1. mav
      November 14, 2004 at 6:35 pm

      ok, this ones hard. I guess the politically correct thing to say would be “her brain,” but that would be a crock of shit. Brains are seldom sexy. Attractive yes. But to me, sexy is something that when I see a woman for the first time from across a room, it makes me say “damn, I gots to hit that!.” Intelligence is much more important for determining whether I want to be in a relationship with someone, or even be there friend. In reality, it might also have a lot to do with quality of sex, but its generally not the thing that I immediately notice as sexy.

      So the real answer is, it totally depends on the woman. With you, its easily your voice. You have just about the sexiest voice of anyone I know. I’ve told you that before. Some women have really nice boobs. Some have really nice legs. Some its a pretty face. some its nice hair. It totally depends. I guess classically, and on average, the first thing I tend to notice is really nice hair and a really nice stomach. Next are probably legs and ass. Then boobs. I also tend to notice faces a lot, but in general I have always looked for more of what I’d call a cute face as opposed to a sexy face. (or a pretty face for that matter). Specific definitions of those terms are left as an exercise to the reader. (unless you or someone want to specifically ask the question of what the differences are)

      Steph requests that I not point out what is sexy about her.

  4. November 14, 2004 at 5:54 pm

    Where did you grow up?

    1. mav
      November 14, 2004 at 6:25 pm

      mostly in Lorain, Ohio. Just west of Cleveland. Spent several summers in Houston, Texas with my dad.

  5. November 14, 2004 at 10:10 pm

    If the apocalypse were to happen now, are you ready for a nomadic existence where life and death are judged by the keenness and speed of one’s blade?

    1. mav
      November 14, 2004 at 10:30 pm

      am I ready? Dude, I can’t wait.

  6. November 15, 2004 at 11:46 am

    Well I’m notoriously out of touch with my non-local friends, so there’s a lot I don’t know about you right now, but here’s the question that popped into my head:

    Is marriage a possibility for you and what would it mean?

    By the way, I’m surprised and impressed by your answer to the wrestling career question.

    1. mav
      November 15, 2004 at 12:41 pm

      Marriage: Yes, I’m getting married next year sometime, supposedly. I thought you knew that. As to what it means. Honestly, we’ve been together long enough that I don’t expect it to change much about our day to day life. In fact, I’d prefer it didn’t. If anything, on a personal level I view it as more of a promise/afirmation of the committment we already have. Other than that, there are the obvious snazzy legal and insurance benefits.

      Wrestling over computer programming: Why is that surprising? I don’t even like computer programming all that much. I’ve never made any secret of that. It was never a dream of mine to do this. It was more of a practical means to an end (that end being eating every day). So there are tons of things I’d do if I could support myself with them. Wrestling, Writing, Drawing, Pro pinball circuit, male prostitute, billionaire playboy, king of my own island.

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