Note:Gah, I am a complete idiot…
I accidentally deleted the old version of this post… this is the same thing… (all the comments are gone… *sigh* but I already tabulated them… if you hadn’t voted yet… you can still do so)
So, since I talked about the Mt. Lebanon Top 25 List scandal, I have heard from several people about who their top 10 or top 25 hottest women were. I was thinking that maybe I’d try to get something a little more official. So, in the tradition of Maxim, FHM, Stuff, etc. I’ve decided to do my own sexiest women poll.
Here’s how it works. I want as many people as can to comment here and give me your top 10 (or 5 if you don’t feel like going that far, whatever, but no more than 10) sexiest women. I’ll tabulate it and score them and in a week I’ll post who won. I’ll be scoring things similarly to how I score things for Maverick Jam costume contests. 10 points for nominating someone #1, 9 for #2, down to 1 for #10. You can use whatever criteria you want for hottness: cute, sexy, boneable, whatever. I’ll be voting myself as well.
So everyone give me a list. Men and women are both welcome of course. And tell your friends who don’t read this to come here and comment as well. I’ll cut voting off on 5/16/06.
EDIT: max1975 asked whether this was all time or current. I guess for the sake of argument, lets say current. So like the hottest in 2006 or something. Though I don’t really care all that much if you want to go the other way.
Dammit. Without all my comments, how will everyone know how disappointed I am that they didn’t vote for Helena?
you could turn over a new leaf and not care? or hell… even decide that somelse is hotter…
eh… never mind… 🙂
fine, i’ll vote
5. Lindsay Lohan. Well, when she’s healthy and not on the brink of dying from starvation.
4. Natalie Portman. In Garden State, not those awful Star Wars movies. I’m almost ashamed to admit I find her attractive, if only to avoid any sort of association with people who think that the “first” 3 episodes are remotely watchable.
3. Keira Knightly. In anything, really.
2. Maria Sharapova. Hotter than Anna Kournikova, plus she actually knows how to play tennis.
1. Tracey.
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got it… Damn, I wish I had thought to vote for Sharapova myself. Ah well.
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Aw, very nice. More men should be like you.
I also think Kiera Knightly is attractive. And much more so than that Scarlett what’s-her-face. In the photo spread with both of them, Kierra kicks her ass.
Claudia Black
Katee Sackoff
Grace Park
Lyn-Z, the bassist for MSI
Ziyi Zhang
Lisa Loeb
Morena Baccarin
Lucy Liu
Alison Mack
Shakira
Morena Baccarin over Summer Glau? really?
Nice to see a Lisa Loeb vote, in any case. and… mmm… Grace Park…
I don’t think Summer Glau’s hot. Attractive in a way, but not hot. Morena is hot.
interesting… I feel exactly the opposite way… ah well… next time Summer Glau is over at the house and is looking for people to make out with, naked, in the hottub, I won’t bother calling you.
Like you’d call me at that point….
Not with that attitude, I won’t.
I think there’s lots of disagreement over who the hottest Firefly girl is. You could probably devise a personality-type scheme based on how people order Zoe, River, and Inara.
If you don’t like Kayleigh, I think that means you’re a nazi. But I haven’t actually done the research.
Kayleigh in the series is hot. Kayleigh in the movie is too thin for my tastes. The actress put on something like ten pounds for Firefly and decided that she didn’t want to put them back on for Serenity.
actually, it was more than that… 20 lbs. And it was written into her contract that she had to stay that way. Being naturally very petite, she actually had to work at it. Then the show got cancelled and she went back to normal. When the movie started production Joss told her that its not like he was going to recast the part to someone else so she didn’t have to kill herself to regain it.
Summer Glau = pretty, even beautiful
Summer Glau fighting = super mega ultra pits of hell HOT
You just know Joss has hours and hours and hours of cut footage of those fight scenes that he’s burned to DVD and uses for unmentionable purposes.
I agree 100%, Max. I doubt that she’s fighting all the time, though….
*shrug* I think she’s plenty hot just standing there, actually… that said, she didn’t actually make my top 10… but if you had to ask me today, she easily might… I’m kinda fickle like that.
I think hotness should be figured based on one’s hotter moments. I mean, we all have times when we’re more or less hot than we normally are. Even hottest of the hot Helena Bonham Carter, hot as she was when dressed like a monkey, was hotter as complete nutjob Ophelia.
And I bet Summer spends a considerable amount of time dancing, from whence her superhot fighting style derives.
honestly, I think HBC’s hottest moment came while floating in the air while fucking brad pitt. That’s gotta take a couple points away from her there.
I don’t think that was her hottest moment (I tend to think she’s hotter when she’s being crazy) but if it were, I don’t see why it’d take points away.
oh, that’s right… you like hot sweaty mens…
votes
1) Jessica Alba
2) Mila Jovovich
3) Scarlett Johansson
4) Kiera Knightly
5) Shakira
6) Carmen Electra
7) Nicole Kidman
8) Eva Longorrea
9) Eliza Dushku
10) Angelina Jolie
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wow… I’m waiting for one more person to put her ballot in (I’ll give her til the end of the day), but you currently have an impressive ballot. Everyone is in the top 50, and 9 of your 10 are in the top 25.
There just haven’t been that many really great hotties lately… so not much comes to mind. (Keep in mind I am not really a huge television/movie watcher at this point.) I can’t really get 10 right now, so:
Cobie Smulders
Jewel Staite
Cameron Diaz (as she appeared in The Mask; hasn’t really been that attractive since)
Jeez, this is hard. If I think of anything else before the deadline, I’ll edit this comment.
Apparently I can’t figure out how to edit, so…
The first list was in order of 1-3. I just realized I’d put Famke Janssen at 2 and bump down 2 and 3 to 3 and 4.
Gwen Stefani
Kate Winslet
Scarlett Johannson
Natalie Portman
Rachael Weisz
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Connelly
Katherine McPhee
Kiera Knightley
Kelly Clarkson
heheh… an american idol fan, huh? 🙂
This is hard.
1) Adriana Lima
2) Salma Hayek
3) Catherine Zeta-Jones
4) Aishwarya Rai
5) Candice Michelle
6) Angelina Jolie
7) Beyonce
8) Scarlett Johansson
9) Famke Janssen
10) Jessica Beil
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that’s supposed to be for this year, right?
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I’m not the most pop culture person in the world, but that is my list of women I think of and go “man, she is hot.” If someone died or something, well, I’m clueless. I have seen some stuff – for example, the pirates movies have really made me less inclined to KK because they’ve really highlighted just how damn strong her jaw is and that makes her less hot to me. And I wish I could carry this ass like Beyonce can.
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Oh. I’m mentally retarded.
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nah, don’t worry about it. Other people did it too.