ok, not exclusively. Several lovely and delightful young women have come to me and specifically complained about how I only did a sexiest women poll. And that I should a sexiest men poll.
I personally maintain that a sexiest men poll is stupid and derivative. That not enough people are going to vote in it to make it worthwhile. And that in the end it won’t really amount to much of anything. But I am nothing if not fair and balanced.
So here we go. Introducing The Hottest Men Alive – 2006 Edition. Same rules as the chick contest. List your top five to ten sexiest men, in order. Men wil get 10 points for being voted first, nine for being voted second, and so on, down to 1 point for being voted 10th. Tell all your friends to come and vote too and in the end I’ll tabulate everything just like before and after a week (next Sunday) I’ll post who the winners are and we can all discuss it, bash the results and come to the conclusion that the whole thing was pointless because men aren’t really all that sexy. Other than me of course.
Men and women of any sexual preference are both welcome to vote and feel free to invite people I don’t know to vote. in fact I encourage it. It’ll probably make for a better cross section.
This is where all the dudes come in and vote for themselves, right?
well, I encourage you to be vote for me…
Did ladies come in and vote for themselves on the other poll?
a few did. Most played fair. This all goes in to why I think the male version of this poll is utterly doomed to failure. Men are 1) less likely to play fair 2) harder to objective rate 3) of greater variance in norms of attractiveness. And other things. Or at least those are my theories. I will probably expound upon them once this experiment is over (success or failure)
While I agree with 1), I disagree with 2 & 3. There are definitely standards of attractiveness and fitness. Some people prefer blondes or brunettes, some like big chests or small chests, but there are certain people who are just plain not attractive, like Jerry Stiller, who won’t be nominated.
I knew you’d disagree. Most women would disagree. That said, women will always have a harder time agreeing on those norms between themselves. It’s just the way our culture works.
Obviously there are different variances among the male culture’s preference for females as well. But I think that they’re easier to standardize.
Are you nuts? Jerry Stiller is synonymous with “hot!”
It’s Ben Stiller who fell off the ugly truck.
I hearby cast all ten votes for myself, because your friend is a psychic.
well, as in the other one, no voting for the same person multiple times. Feel free to vote for me if you like.
My multiple personalities take offense to this…
well the thing is,… not all of your personalities are hot…
i agree that a sexiestmen poll would not be as cool.
that said i vote for.
and only him?
We have an early front runner!
And hey, how come you didn’t vote in the other poll.. you could have put your girl over the top. Who all would you have voted for, anyway?
well, i knew it was something that would take time to think about, and before i could sit down and think about it, it was too late.
let’s see…boys first:
1.
2. jon stewart
3. liev schrieber
4. jude law
5. bobby flay
6. jonthan rhys-meyers
7. ewan mcgregor
8. john leguizamo
9. steve martin
10. david krumholtz
girls:
1. liv tyler
2. angelina jolie
3. audrey tatou
4. kiera knightly
5. gwen stefani
6. selma hayek
7. sophia loren
8. reese witherspoon
9. scarlett johansen
10. drew barrymore
oh piss. i typed this and then scrolled down and read other people’s. ok. everything stays the same, just scratch david krumholtz, move everybody down one, starting with bobby flay and then add ll cool j.
done…
just so you know, the only substanative results you would have had would have been to jump Salma ahead of Natalie Portman, and you would have bumped Gwen Stefani and Audrey Tatou into the lower ranks of the top 25 knocking Ziyi Zhang and Kirsten Dunst out. (well, into 26 and 27).
Okay, just off the top of my head, with totally derivative and popular celebrities for the most part
1 Orlando Bloom
2 Hugh Jackman
3 Reynaldo Gianecchini
4 That Guy With Emo Glasses I See At The Gym After 5pm
5 Johnny Depp
6 Taye Diggs
7 Luciano Silveira
8 Stuart Townsend
9 Jason Lewis
10 Neil Patrick Harris
just out of curiosity which are the non celebrities?
#4 and #7. As far as I know. As I mentioned on my mav-pimping-post, I needed help coming up with 10 hot men.
see, the fact that you needed to use google to come up with 10 (and you were one of the people who WANTED me to do this) is yet more evidence that this is just much sillier than the corresponding female version…
I would need to Google to come up with 10 hot women, too. I might even need to Google to come up with 10 hot people.
maybe, but you didn’t vote in that poll. You WANTED to do this one though. And as it stands, you’re a full 33% of the electorate.
Its not a bid deal. I just don’t have a lot of faith in this one, unlike the other one, which made sense. I think several people thought that my saying these things was due to my own sexism. Its not. Its due to my understand of culture and sociology. Especially with pop culture and the internet. But even off the internet, its worth noting that the Maxim hottest women list is relatively static from year to year (relatively) wheras the People sexiest men list is all over the place from year to year.
Anyway, I already have relative predictions for what’s going to happen with the sexiest men poll that I’m fairly certain will pan out.
its worth noting that the Maxim hottest women list is relatively static from year to year (relatively) wheras the People sexiest men list is all over the place from year to year.
It sounds to me like maybe the folks at Maxim are a bit lazy, or that men, having established their criteria for hotness, just kind of stick with it. Whereas there is all kinds of new hot boyness on the scene lately.
not lately, always. I’m not making a value judgement here. It simple fact. Women tend to be much more influenced (sexually) by personality and charisma and feelings than men are. As such you’re going to get a more diverse set of answers in a poll that is going to vary more from year to year. That is assuming that you get women to vote at all which is going to be much harder than it is was the other way.
And in answer to the previous version of this question, I know Luciano, but I do not yet know the guy at the gym. I’ve smiled at him though.
yeah, I thought the other way would be a better way of asking.
1. Vin Diesel: credit where credit is due, the brother is built. He’s also an avid D&D player.
2. James Todd Smith: remember when he was skinny, back in the days of Radio?
3. H. Jameel al Khafiz: yeah, that’s right, baby.
wow… you put yourself all the way down at 3. Such restraint.
And I fucked up Vin Diesel‘s link.
Fuck it, I’m changin’ my shit up.
1. Me
2. Vin Diesel
3. James Todd Smith
4. Hines Ward
5. Danny motherfuckin’ Trejo!
Ya big talk now…
6. Sean Paul, video game superstar
Six in the morning, police at my door
7. Ice-T
top to bottom, first shot
Sean Connery
Johnny Depp
Val Kilmer
Elijah Wood
Orlando Bloom
Patrick Stewart
Matt Damon
James Marsters
Re: top to bottom, first shot
you know… I was really expecting more connery votes than I’ve gotten so far… we’ll see how it goes.
This is easy. I don’t need to Google either.
1. Chris Maverick, of course
2. Marcus Holly, of course
3. Sean Thomas, of course
4. H. Jameel al Khafiz – I love that you voted for yourself; should have put yourself #1 though. Shoot, it was Your list!
Is there anybody else? Oh yeah, I guess there is.
5. Denzel Washington – needs no explanation
6. Johnny Depp – neither does he
7. Robert Deniro (you KNOW this is an old lady’s ballot!)
8. Ed Bradley (60 minutes) – Intelligent is REALLY sexy, plus he’s cool & a jazz fan
9. Andrea Bocelli – Sing to me any & every day
10. James Todd Smith* – ooooo those lips
Oh yeah, and I take issue with your above comment re: “playing fair”. You imply that voting for oneself wasn’t fair; well I saw NO mention of that in the Official Rules and Regulations. If nobody else was self confident enough to vote for themselves… oh well! You know I don’t lack self confidence and I still feel it was quite an appropriate ballot 😉
* LL Cool J
H. Jameel al Khafiz – I love that you voted for yourself; should have put yourself #1 though. Shoot, it was Your list!
I start thinking of myself as #1, I start slacking off. Can’t have that!
ahhh, no where to go but up!
1. Mark Brooks (annexation) – I loves mah pimp ninja
2. Paul Mcartney – I loves him 2
3. Rick Moranis (I am obsessed with glasses)
4. Sascha Konietzko (KMFDM)
5. Edward Norton
maybe I should have a category for “my boyfriend.” The generic “my boyfriend” will beat any individual on the poll.
Hey, how come you and mark didn’t vote in the other one?
I misread it as the 10 most sexist people alive… could be a follow up to the follow up.
well, its pretty easily derivable from the other two lists.
Most sexist, not sexiest. Though it would be interesting if there was a correlation.
ah… yeah it would… how does one measure that though?
10) Andrew Dan-Jumbo
9) Antonio Banderas
8) Brad Pitt
7) Sting
6) Orlando Bloom
5) Jude Law
4) Jake Gyllenhaal
3) Bono
2) Johnny Depp
1) Mav!!!!
see… even your own personal votes are kind of all over the map. And you have to admit, several of them are based much more on how their personality appeals to you specifically than any recognizable universal trait.
you know, other than me, that is… with my incredbily fine ass!
The Octogenarian Vote …they want their voices heard too
I asked Mav’s 80 year old grandma to vote, here’s her pics:
1. Keith Thomas (her youngest son)
2. Mike Wallace
3. Clark Terry
4. Sidney Poitier
5. Morgan Freeman
Re: The Octogenarian Vote …they want their voices heard too
she didn’t vote for me!?!?!
I’m insulted.
Re: The Octogenarian Vote …they want their voices heard too
Yeah, I too am mistified.
Re: The Octogenarian Vote …they want their voices heard too
Sidney Poitier is damn fine, I must agree…
My Picks…(and the movies I know them from…)
1. Benny (b/c I have to)
2. Orlando Bloom (Elizabethtown, Black Hawk Down)
3. Ryan Gosling (Murder By Numbers, The Notebook)
4. Ryan Phillippe (Cruel Intentions)
5. Vin Diesel (The Pacifier, The Fast and The Furious)
6. Paul Walker (Varsity Blues, Meet the Deedles, She’s All That)
7. Tyrese Gibson (2 Fast 2 Furious, various modeling ads)
8. James Marsden (X-Men trilogy, The Notebook)
9. Shawn Ashmore (X-Men trilogy, Cadet Kelly)
10. Joquin Phoenix (Walk the Line, The Village)
Re: My Picks…(and the movies I know them from…)
Ummm… why am I not on that list? *Harumph!*
I’m too lazy to login on the school computer…
You’re not on the list because I forgot. lol. I’m sure you’ll win first place anyways…I know a few people voted for you.
Re: I’m too lazy to login on the school computer…
Nah, I won’t. I’m way down at like 5th or 6th or something right now.
Okay, I’ll give it an actual shot.
1) Johnny Depp, easy peasy
2) Oded Fehr (particularly in The Mummy. Yum!)
3) Hugh Jackman (except when dancing as a gay song-writer on Broadway)
4) Brad Pitt
5) Taye Diggs
6) Joseph Fiennes
7) Jonathaon Rhys-Meyers
8) Denzel Washington (still, although he’s moving away from hot into distinguished status)
9) Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn (not so hot with blonder hair in real life)
10) Ken Watanabe
I want to put George Clooney because he’s amazing, but under the “I want to lick the sweat off of his neck” rules (how I pick what is hot) he doesn’t quite make it. He’s more the “take me out for a romantic dance, opera, dinner, amazingly witty conversation” type.
I think its worth mentioning that that’s pretty much how I picked the girls on my version of the list too. It wasn’t about who I’d marry or who I’d date. Hotness is about who you want to jump in the sack with the most. As such some of my favorites got bumped out of the top 10 or off the list entirely. Basically I needed to be able to look at the person and say “I want to bang them in the most dirty possible way! yep! She gets my vote.” 🙂
Let’s see…
10. Richard Dean Anderson
9. Jack Palance
8. John Ratzenberger
7. David Hasselhoff
6. Gil Gerard
5. Lee Majors
4. Adam West
(It’s really a crime these three were never in a show together).
3. Shatner!
2. Mister T (“Hey boy. You look mighty cute in them jeans…”)
1. Jerry Stiller! (“It’s time for the Feats of Strength.”)
No Doug Jeffry? No Sean Connery? What the hell has become of you?
Maybe I got a whiff of all that crack everyone’s smoking.
I actually thought of Doug, but couldn’t remember his name. I just think of him as “Mitch.”
But come on, you’ve gotta admit mine is one hot list.
“Mitch” would have been fine.
Well, Mitch comes in at #11.
10. Sean Connery
9. Billy Crudup – special award for worst name/face combo
8. Harry Connick, Jr.
7. Harrison Ford – pre goatee
6. J August Richards
5. Hugh Jackman
4. Viggo Mortensen – but only with some facial hair and not so clean cut
3. Antonio Banderes
2. Joaquin Phoenix
1. Jeffrey T. Eaton
I feel obligated to point out here that there are lots of actors that I think “Oh Good Lord, he’s freakin’ HOT” in one movie or TV show, and then I see pictures of them in another movie or somewhere, and they are not as hot as I thought. This is almost always due to good hair. I don’t know what it is about the hair. I guess all I’m saying is: Guys, take good care of your hair!
is Crudup really a worse name then Joaquin? What is a Joaquin anyway?
(I’m also not terribly fond of the name “Viggo”)
Joaquin sounds like a liquor, maybe a brand of tequila. It’s manly. Crudup contains “crud.”
What Max said.
Besides, Joaquin is different and interesting and maybe a little exotic.
Billy Crudup sounds like the mechanic noone actually wants to go to because they’re afraid their car will end up missing key parts.
ah-ha!
i knew i made that list for a reason. this is changed just slightly from the list i originally posted in my journal along with the list of women, though i’m a bit torn about whether or not to include the change, because part of me thinks it’s not entirely fair to include people i’ve seen in person, especially one that actually sort of exists in that friends of mine have had substantial contact with him… it gets dangerously close to that mixing of reality with celebrity that breaks my brain. in the end, though, i decided he adds a bit more diversity to the list, which was looking awfully conventional.
1. Clive Owen
2. Joaquin Phoenix
3. Johnny Depp
4. Brian Viglione of The Dresden Dolls
5. Naveen Andrews
6. Ewan MacGregor
7. Guy Pearce
8. Brad Pitt
9. Vin Diesel
10. Christian Bale
Re: ah-ha!
well, there was nothing wrong with voting for someone you know. And in any case, its not that conventional. That was my whole point of why its silly to do a list of men. Every woman believes that their tastes in men are relatively standard, but there’s FAR less overlap between women than any given woman actually realizes. Even among the rather geek heavy voting pool that is appearing here. If this were to be a fair poll, there’d be even less consensus.
Re: ah-ha!
interestingly, i don’t actually believe my tastes in men are that standard overall, which is why i was surprised i came up with a list that seemed to me relatively so. but you’re right, there hasn’t seemed to be too much overlap with other lists yet.
any guesses as to why there’s so much less consensus?
Re: ah-ha!
yeah… a lot… I’ll probably explain it in detail in a future post.
Gah, I’m hoping you didn’t count my votes before I deleted my first list, as I remembered two important ones.
1.) Zach Braff
2.) Will Smith
3.) Elijah Wood
4.) David Krumholtz (specifically in his role in “Numb3rs”)
5.) David Duchovny
6.) Johnny Depp
7.) Patrick Stewart
8.) Jonathan Frakes
9.) Clive Owen
10.) Sean Connery
That’s my final answer.
the up to date list is tabulated.
YEAH!
‘nother Krumholtz fan! w00t!
Re: YEAH!
Totally! I want to do Charlie Epps in the worst way.
Which, I assume, would be standing up in a hammock with an abacus?
Re: YEAH!
I suppose it depends on what you’re doing with the abacus.
This is really pretty difficult, because context matters so much. I mean, fundamentally, is “guy I would most like to sleep with”, so that’s pretty much the “sexiest” thing tied up, right there. Would he be sexier if he looked like Denzel? Well, probably, but then he wouldn’t be him.
So, on sheer physical attractiveness*….
Denzel Washington
Peter Wingfield
Johnny Depp
Ewan McGregor
Christian Bale
David Bowie
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Jamie Oliver
Paul Gross
Adrian Brody
* Please note. Matt Damon would be #2 on this list, except that he looks A LOT like my brother G. A LOT. To the point where I can’t watch Saving Private Ryan without thinking of my baby brother in that horrible war.
well, if you want me to bump everyone down a point in favor of adding Nat at the top, I totally can (you wouldn’t be the only one).
I can’t think of 10, but here’s my five (and I really only wanted to vote for the first 2, but I gathered up 5 so they wouldn’t get disqualified or something…rules you know)
1. Colin Firth
2. Ewen McGregor
3. Harrison Ford
4. Sean Connery
5. George Cloony
well, I can dump it down to two if you really want… your call.
no no the others are all sexy, but I only really go for the first 2. 🙂
all right, finally ready
and geez, this took a huge chunk of time from when I could have been doing tedious but worthwhile tasks like showering, turning in grades, trimming the hedges, or taking the bus to meet for lunch (not that she’s tedious, but the bus is). I now appreciate just how obsessive you must have been to not only contribute, but organize, tabulate, and present the “sexiest women” poll.
Btw, you know it’s jerky and narciscisstic of you to say, “I personally maintain that a sexiest men poll is stupid and derivative. That not enough people are going to vote in it to make it worthwhile. And that in the end it won’t really amount to much of anything,” but I’m going to assume for the sake of our friendship that you were just winding me up (not personally but.), and that it will actually draw more votes because you said that.
10) Orlando Bloom
9) Jeremy Irons
8) Peter Murphy
7) Li Young Lee
6) Michael Stipe
5) Conor Oberst
4) Chris Carrabba
3) Matthew Gray Gubler
2) David Krumholtz
and, because a) he’s hot and b) while I’m watching these other fine fellas parade across the screen (okay Li-Young Lee, probably not on-screen that often) he’s warm and snuggly and right there next to me, and not making any snarky comments whenever I make my famous-person-lust verbally known
1) sui66iy –I wish that pic were bigger, but I don’t know where the original is.
Re: all right, finally ready
First of all, its not narciscisstic. It’s only narciscisstic when I point out that its stupid because obviously I am the sexiest. 😛
That said it was intentionally jerky just to wind people up. But it remains pointless, stupid and derivative for reasons that I have explained to other people in personal messages and will talk about here once the thing is over. The results actually back up my claim very well, actually. (as mean an offensive as I am, I don’t just make this shit up… there’s wicked smarts backing me up, yo. 😉 )
Re: all right, finally ready
Ahhhh….Peter Murphy. Tres sexy body, face, and (especially), voice. Had the pleasure of seeing him at Metropol.
Re: all right, finally ready
What? No Polamalu?
Re: all right, finally ready
Not in the top 10. 🙁 But out of every man on this earth who’s built like a football player, he’s my #1. When he takes off the uniform, he’s too much man for his clothes.
Re: all right, finally ready
Fair enough. I just don’t want anyone forgetting our handsome champions just because it’s not football season.
Hiya,
I would, of course, consider my husband sexier than any celeb, but I’m sticking to famous people for my list:
1. Beck
2. Ed Norton
3. Gael Garcia Bernal
4. Leonardo DiCaprio
5. Jason Lewis
6. Anthony Rapp
7. Billy Joe Armstrong
8. Brad Pitt
9. Johnny Depp
10. Gary Oldman
heh… you could have voted for your husband… every one else did. well, their own husbands. Not yours. 🙂
1. Ryan Clark
2. George Clooney
3. Sting
4. Clive Owen
5. Lenny Kravitz
thank you.
Even if you do find that there’s more variance in sexiest men than sexiest women chosen, you can’t say this “proves” that there’s a smaller range in what’s attractive for women. One possible explanation is that there are more famous men than women to think of.
It would be more interesting to show faces (or, faces and bodies) of X men and X women and have people rank those.
its been my theory all along that it would be much more interesting for women to pick generically across archetypes than to see them pick specific individuals. I told you that before.
As for the reasons for the variance. They don’t matter in this instance. All I was saying is that it would be there, and that the variance would be too great to make the poll meaningful.
I know everyone will make fun of most of mine, but I don’t care LOL
1) suicideking
2) Marc Mandrake
3) Ryan Miller (Sabres’ goalie)
4) Jeff Hardy
5) Eric Bischoff
6) Jeff Martin (Tea Party)
7) Bret Michaels (Poison)
8) Jack Nicholson
9) Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn (have to agree with jetgrrl01)
10) Buddy The Lemur
There’s no such thing as silly answers. That said, Ryan is clearly campaigning here. 🙂 good for him! Don’t hate the playa’, hate the game.
Campaigning???
Of course not
😉
LOL
Sexiest Men by Viki Gambino (no I’m not marking out)
10. Kurt Angel (with hair)
9. Randy Orton
8. Jon Bon Jovi
7. Rob Van Dam
6. Colin Ferral
5. Kid Kash
4. Christian Slater
3. Shawn Michaels
2. Brad Pitt
1. Mav
Re: Sexiest Men by Viki Gambino (no I’m not marking out)
Hehehe, be proud of marking out, you little rat you. 😉
1.Mav
2. Jeremy Sumpter
3.Jared Leto
4.Brad Pitt
5. Bruce Willis
6. Johan Pollick (porn star)
7. Edward Furlong
8. Marlon Wayans
9. Mathew Laurence
10. Chad Michael Murray
Joel
http://www.myspace.com/joeltheman616
got them. thanx… and I appreciate your support at the polls. 🙂
1. Ewan MacGregor
2. Adrian Paul
3. Tom Welling
4. Alan Rickman
5. Ioan Gruffud
6. Jensen Ackles
7. Jared Padalecki
8. Sean Bean
9. Robert Redford
10. Jamie Bamber
(here via
here via I think you mean to say. 🙂
I did, indeed. *g* I just got excited a bit early– Pre-mature exclamation!
There was a misprint on my ballot. My correct list goes like this:
10. Richard Dean Anderson
9. Jack Palance
8. David Hasselhoff
7. Gil Gerard
6. Lee Majors
5. Adam West
4. Shatner!
3. Danny Trejo
2. Mister T (“Hey boy. You look mighty cute in them jeans…”)
1. Jerry Stiller! (“It’s time for the Feats of Strength.”)
corrected… Danny Trejo rules… how anyone could not vote for Danny Trejo is beyond me.
I think a computer virus was the culprit in my case.
1. Norm Connors
2. Bolen
3. Danny Trejo
– Jimmy d.
I can’t believe you of all people put Norm ahead of Bolen
1. Danny Trejo
2. Norm Connors
3. Mav
4. Jimmy D
5. Shiima Xion
6. Mickey Gambino
7. King Louis XVI
8. Ivan the Terrible
9. Napoleon Bonaparte
10. Cyclops
*sigh* I am gonna take so much flack for allowing votes 7-9 (I’m counting 10 for James Marsden, since he has other votes). But really, I guess its no worse than allowing that vote for “Your Mom” as my mom, and I doubt Louis XVi is gonna amount to much in the poll anyway (now watch him make a late showing win).
That said, I am totally pulling for Danny Trejo.
Ok, my mother has convinced me to DQ votes 7-9 since I’ve clearly stated before that the people had to be alive. That auto bumps James Marsden(Cyclops) up to 7, and gives him 3 extra points.
Are you sure he meant James Marsden, and not Cyclops?
(I just don’t want James Marsden to unfairly rank higher than Jerry Stiller)
(because Jerry’s clearly way hotter)
I’m giving James Marsden the benefit of the doubt. Same way I did with my mom.
But “your mom” can only mean one person. Cyclops is ambiguous. He could’ve meant Pat Buchanan for all you know!
you’re reaching… Jerry is just your Helena Bonham Carter. Let it go. 🙂
The Bear Vote
1 – Richard Karn – Al Borland on Home Improvement, aka, “my boyfriend”
2 – John Rhys-Davies
3 – David Crosby – of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & sometimes Young
4 –
5 – Ron Jeremy
6 – Logan Shotwell (Totally Not Work Safe)
7 – Zachg Galifianakis – stand-up comic, work-safe – he’s holding a kitty!
8 – Tom Stienstra – He does this localcamping & nature show
9 – Kevin Smith
10 – Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Re: The Bear Vote
hmmm… i totally thought that you might be the kinda guy who would vote for Danny Trejo. oh well. Thanx for the votes.
Re: The Bear Vote
Trejo? Ewww….
Well, since Jill asked so nicely, the ten sexiest guys I can think of off the top of my head:
1. Nick Swisher (1B/OF, Oakland)
2. Joe Mauer (C, Twins)
3. Chase Utley (2B, Phillies)
4. Joe Crede (3B, White Sox)
5. David Wright (3B, Mets)
6. Ryan Madson (P, Phillies)
7. Pat Burrell (OF, Phillies)
8. Yoshinobu Takahashi (OF, Yomiuri Giants)
9. Grady Sizemore (OF, Indians)
10. Huston Street (P, Oakland)
Sorry, I have a one-track mind.
no its fine… the results are taking a highly skewed towards scrwany white boy actors (and yet still indecisive) bend. I’d fully expect a lot of sports stars do better in the real world. I mean seriously, who gets laid more than atheletes (maybe musicians).
Musicians. Definitely musicians. Musicians don’t even have to be in shape to score.
neither do atheletes. Most of them are in shape because of what they do, but there are groupies in every sport. And even the most out of shape athelete can get one.
And musicians might not be in shape, but they can sing (or play guitar or whatever). That’s probably no less sexy.
Ahem…
There is nothing wrong with scrawny white boy actors.
1. Wesley Snipes
2. The cute new bad boy form the O.C.
3. Adrian Paul (Highlander)
4. The handsome Wayans brother
5. Manny Ramirez (Red Sox)
6. Brad Pitt (In Snatch, fight Club)
7. Matt Damon
8. Al Gore after he lost the election and grew that beard and went all casual.
9.L.L CoolJAy(best mouth)
10. Johnny Depp ( the boy has attitude)
Sexy is men who wreak testosterone.
Can you be more specific on 2 and 4? Like at least give me a character name or something so I can look it up. I’ve never seen the O.C. so I don’t know which guy is the bad boy. And as for which Wayans brother is handsomest, I can’t even begin to guess, so let me know.
Ok, I actually did research on this. The guy from the O.C is Cam Gigandet and his Character is Kevin Volchok. The handsome Wayans is Shawn.
thanx. Check back in a week or so for the results.
By the way, how did you find this? I’m always curious to know where new people came from.
I was reading a friends reply, DRpierce maybe, and a girl that also replied to one of his blog comments said please take my friends survey, so I did. I forget her name but I can retrace my steps and try to find out.
if you could, that would be great. I’m quite curious.
sexiest men alive
10. Chris Maverick
9. Jason Gory
8. Viggo Mortensen – as Aragorn
7. Trent Reznor
6. Johnny Depp
5. Ville Valo – Lead singer from the band HIM mostly because for his voice. he can sing to me any night.
4. Shima Xion
3. Eicca Toppinen from the band Apocalyptica –
2. Orlando Bloom – as legolas – got to have the long hair
1. Heath Ledger – I’m highly disspointed that he’s not on here at all til now. He has been my pick for sexiest man since I was 13 and still is. ummmm yummy. What’s the deal? One gay cowboy movie and your not hot anymore?
wow that was hard. It’s easy to come up with the first 3 or four and then it got really hard. As you can tell I don’t like clean cut boys. Anyhow that was fun. thank you mav.
Re: sexiest men alive
Bah! I’m tons sexier than Heath Ledger.
Thanx for the votes. Results will be posted next week.
Hot sweaty Danny Trejo thoughts all day. Also, I decided that Shatner! is no longer hot. He’s too conventional now, playing a lawyer on TV and schilling for a big respectable company like Priceline. Revised list follows:
10. Richard Dean Anderson
9. Jack Palance
8. David Hasselhoff
7. Gil Gerard
6. Lee Majors
5. Adam West
4. Ricardo Montalban
3. Mister T
2. Jerry Stiller
1. Danny Trejo
Honorable mentions: Joe Pesci, Eric Estrada
(1) Hugh Jackman
(2) Tony Leung
(3) Antonio Banderas
(4) Geordie Johnson
(5) Colm Feore
(6) Adam Cooper
(7) Jerome Pradon
(8) Yeah, another vote for Mortenson as Aragorn.
(9) Ralph Fiennes
(10) Ian McKellen.
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Cool. Thanx. Come back next week for the results.
mark ruffalo
johnny depp
jon stewart
ben folds
hank azaria
tobey maguire
oo, i have to add a couple more.
patrick stewart
alton brown
how many is that? 8? one more.
dean stockwell, circa the early 70s. specifically, his guest spots on columbo and in the dunwich horror.
yep. That’s 9. You get one more if you want. I scored from top to bottom by the way. That was my assumption on the order. If it should go the other way around, let me know.
(I’m all for it, the fewer points Depp gets the better!)
Thanx for voting… come back in a week to see the results.
ok, i have a last one. mickey dolenz. of the monkees.
and i should add that depp made my list entirely for fear and loathing in las vegas.
hehehe….I always thought Davey was supposed to be the cute one. Oh well.
nah. marsha brady can have davy. for my money, mickey was the cutest, followed by peter, then davy, and michael.
i’m mainly writing this reply cause i forgot i had a mickey icon:)
hot guys on fun cable channels
So Kari Byron racked up votes in the women’s poll, but no one has yet voted for Jamie:
Oh, and this is Josh Bernstein, of the History Channel’s “Digging for the Truth.” He’s not as hot as Trejo, obviously, but as random Jewish Indiana Jones clones, I think he’s pretty hot:
And finally, Alton Brown? Studly food-guru he may be, but he’s no Chairman Kaga:
Re: hot guys on fun cable channels
dude… you are getting gayer by the day.
Re: hot guys on fun cable channels
No one asked you, go back to your Greico porn.
Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
Patrick Califia
Danny Elfman
Steve Paxton
David Bowie
Johnny Depp
Loren Cameron
Morgan Freeman
Sean Connery
Vin Diesel
Elijah Wood
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
Depp!?! again with the Depp… and no Danny Trejo. What’s wrong with you people?
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
Dude, at least he got Vin Diesel on there.
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
I honestly don’t care much for him either. I don’t think he’s actively unsexy though (like Depp).
Now if he’d voted for Trejo, that would be something!
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
Vin Diesel punched you so hard that your dead sidekick came back to life as a supervillain.
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
yeah, but then Trejo ate the supervillian…
as a snack…
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
Holy shit. Is is possible that Danny Trejo is the Vin Diesel of the antimatter universe of Qward?
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
possible… And if Crisis has taught me anything, it’s that the anti-matter version of someone is MUCH more powerful than the matter version
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
Hardly. The Monitor took a dive, the GLC consistently beats both the Thunderers of Qward and Sinestro, and the JLA kicks the CSA’s ass every time they clash.
I’m going to have to make Vin Diesel in Fight For New York now….
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
hmmm… but who is to say which of Trejo and Diesel is the prime and which is the alternate?
Re: Top to bottom (following suit), 1-10
Depp is there for crybaby, and his lips.
Diesel is there for his sneer and his geekiness.
1. Hugh Laurie
2. Patrick Demsey
3. Bradley Whitford
4. David Krumholtz
5. Meron! (can you guess how i got here?)
6. Dave Fuhrman
7. David Bowie
8. Josh Maline
9. Jason Isaacs
10. Bryan Singer
I am so much sexier than Meron! Ah well, I forgive you since we haven’t met. 🙂
Anyway, thanx for the vote. Come back in a few days to see the results.
1) Danny Trejo
2) Mav, of course
3)
4) Me
5) William Shatner
6) John Belushi
7) Patrick Stewart
8) John Stamos
9) Sean Connery, he’s dreamy
10) Ed the Sock
So Belushi is invalid as he is dead.
Ed the Sock is invalid because he’s a fictional character.
Do you want me to move Stewart, Stamos and Connery up a spot each or do you have other people you want to add.
Since when do they have to be alive?!
And Ed The Sock is just as real as that guy from The Notebook!
Sigh… I guess you can bump them up and round out the top 10 with
Bob Saget and NPH.
the character from the Notebook would be invalid. the actor is fine.
My own personal votes
1 Mav
2 Danny Trejo
3 Usher
4 Kanye West
5 Ice T
6 LL Cool J
7 Hugh Hefner
8 Kiefer Sutherland
9 John Cusack
10 Sean Connery
Re: My own personal votes
Hey. I know that the deadline was Sunday past.. I’ve got a couple of folks that I just pointed to the contest this weekend.. any chance of an extension for a few more votes/entries?
Re: My own personal votes
actually, I’d rather not. I’ve already tabulated the results. The only reason that I haven’t posted them yet is that its taken me this long to look for photos, cut them and get them organized in a nice little HTML grid. I’m still not done yet, but I’d really not like to start over.