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on Frequently Uttered Questions…


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first of all, everyone should wish a happy birthday to mamarayne. Of all the mother’s I have, she is my very favorite.

Now that that’s out of the way, not only is today my Mom’s birthday and Bastille Day. It’s also layoff day. My last day at ACS. I have decided to celebrate with a rousing game of questions. Something I’ve been meaning to do for a while actually. Sort of like kingdomjames‘s Ask Uncle Kingdom posts (which I stole once before).

Basically, ask me anything you want. Wrestling? Parties? Comics? Politics? Whatever. Mostly I mean to ask me questions about me or my blog, but what the hell, if you want to ask me something random feel free. I’d like to get a nice little FUQ together where it makes it a little easier to understand some of the references and injokes and made up words and stuff I use here. Want to know how I became a Chinaman? Now is your chance to find out. What’s with the Jay-Z worship? I can answer that too.

So please, ask me anything!

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69 comments for “on Frequently Uttered Questions…

  1. July 14, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    Lemme axe you this

    Can ya kick my ass?

    1. mav
      July 14, 2006 at 2:30 pm

      Re: Lemme axe you this

      bitch, if you ever have a dream about fighting me, you better wake up and apologize.

      1. July 14, 2006 at 2:56 pm

        Re: Lemme axe you this

        Wait… didn’t we just do this?

        1. mav
          July 14, 2006 at 3:26 pm

          Re: Lemme axe you this

          probably…

          1. July 14, 2006 at 3:45 pm

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            And your mom came in and yelled at both of us.

          2. mav
            July 14, 2006 at 3:56 pm

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            but that was before her birthday… maybe she’s old and senile now and will forget…

          3. July 14, 2006 at 10:47 pm

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            I’m not THAT old! And the warning still stands… EWF!!!!!!

            And thanks for the Shout Out. I’m still waiting for someone, anyone to come and take me out for a drink.

          4. July 15, 2006 at 5:16 am

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            Yay! Got to go out for drinks. Thanks, brother and friend. Happy Bday to Me.

          5. mav
            July 15, 2006 at 5:43 am

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            cool. that was nice.

          6. mav
            July 15, 2006 at 5:43 am

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            cool. that was nice.

          7. July 15, 2006 at 5:16 am

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            Yay! Got to go out for drinks. Thanks, brother and friend. Happy Bday to Me.

          8. July 15, 2006 at 11:51 pm

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            Happy (day-after) birthday!! (I did think of you yesterday, but my ADD took over…)

          9. Anonymous
            July 16, 2006 at 1:36 am

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            Thank You, day-after wishes are great. They make the Bday last even longer 🙂 And just wait, when you get to be my age, that ADD is really a booger!

          10. Anonymous
            July 16, 2006 at 1:36 am

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            Thank You, day-after wishes are great. They make the Bday last even longer 🙂 And just wait, when you get to be my age, that ADD is really a booger!

          11. July 15, 2006 at 11:51 pm

            Re: Lemme axe you this

            Happy (day-after) birthday!! (I did think of you yesterday, but my ADD took over…)

  2. July 14, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    you know, I’ve thought of posting something like this for a few days now. And now it looks like you’ve beat me to it. darn you!

    1. mav
      July 14, 2006 at 2:51 pm

      and yet you have no question?

  3. July 14, 2006 at 2:56 pm

    What are your plans for the weekend?

    1. mav
      July 14, 2006 at 3:29 pm

      I was thinking I might do some quailty drinking. Maybe some quality hottubing. Why? Is anything going on?

      1. July 14, 2006 at 4:35 pm

        Was mostly just curious, BUT there is a Gladstone Ruckus show tonight: http://sonbanon.livejournal.com/629825.html

        1. mav
          July 14, 2006 at 5:51 pm

          yeah, I actually will probably be there.

          1. July 14, 2006 at 5:54 pm

            Woohoo! and Steph? Looking forward to see ya!

          2. mav
            July 14, 2006 at 6:00 pm

            I dunno. she wasn’t sure what she was up to when i left this morning. She might have to go do other stuff.

  4. July 14, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    In the IWC Locker room:

    1. Who is the biggest whore
    2. Who is the biggest pimp
    3. Who is the biggest player
    4. Who is the biggest drama queen
    5. Who ever pulled the best rib
    6. What is the best road story you’ve ever had
    7. And did you ever fix your metal pants that were torn up at the October Dojo show?

    1. mav
      July 14, 2006 at 3:39 pm

      1. Probably Hentai, I would imagine
      2/3. Not sure what your differentiation between Pimp, Whore and Player is here.
      4/5. Dunno
      6. Driving back from Winter Bash with Doe, Shiima, Soldier and Fujita. Soldier, Fujita and Shiims were all asleep. So it was just me and Doe talking as we drove through a blizard with like 6 inches of snow on the ground going like 15mph. There was this guy in this little sports car weaving in and out of traffic at like 60 and slipping all over the place. We cursed at him as he went by. 10 min. later, we saw him in a ditch on the side of the road. Much laughs.
      7. No, sadly. I really liked those too. *sigh*

      1. July 14, 2006 at 4:33 pm

        those pants looked great on you but werent made for taking bum

        1. July 14, 2006 at 4:35 pm

          I meant taking BUMPS. Wow what a Freudian slip…

          1. mav
            July 14, 2006 at 5:52 pm

            bah…. you love looking at my ass. Admit it!!!

        2. mav
          July 14, 2006 at 5:53 pm

          yeah… and sadly, there was really no other real time I could wear them other than to wrestling stuff.

  5. July 14, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    What are you getting me for my birthday?

    1. mav
      July 14, 2006 at 3:43 pm

      drunk. Is there something more specific that you want?

  6. July 14, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    Did you know it’s my mom’s birthday today, too?

    1. mav
      July 14, 2006 at 5:53 pm

      Nope, but it was also my step-mom’s birthday before she died. Or I guess it still is. I dunno how that works.

      1. July 14, 2006 at 10:55 pm

        I don’t know how it works either but, Happy Birthday Michelle!

      2. July 14, 2006 at 10:55 pm

        I don’t know how it works either but, Happy Birthday Michelle!

    2. July 14, 2006 at 10:54 pm

      Happy Bday to your Mom

      1. July 17, 2006 at 12:35 am

        Happy Birthday to you, too!

      2. July 17, 2006 at 12:35 am

        Happy Birthday to you, too!

    3. July 14, 2006 at 10:54 pm

      Happy Bday to your Mom

  7. July 14, 2006 at 4:35 pm

    I think we’ve noted this before, but my Mom’s birthday is the day before your Mom’s birthday. Happy Birthday Moms!

    1. mav
      July 14, 2006 at 5:59 pm

      well, happy birthday to her.

    2. July 14, 2006 at 10:49 pm

      Happy Day After Bday to your Mom

  8. July 14, 2006 at 10:39 pm

    just wanted to add.. That your magazine cover is to funny!@! I like!:)

    1. mav
      July 15, 2006 at 5:44 am

      thanx. Have you seen the other ones?

    2. mav
      July 15, 2006 at 5:44 am

      thanx. Have you seen the other ones?

    3. July 15, 2006 at 11:58 pm

      Yeah, this picture really cracks me up, too! And I don’t know why.

    4. July 15, 2006 at 11:58 pm

      Yeah, this picture really cracks me up, too! And I don’t know why.

  9. July 15, 2006 at 1:58 am

    nobody else seems to be asking serious, important, hard hitting questions, but I will anyway:

    How do you make your magazine cover pictures? Do you just play around in photoshop? Did you take the photos with that idea in mind? Where do you find the time to be randomly creative with non-important stuff? (I always want to be randomly creative with non-important stuff, but never seem to manage it, so have visually boring wardrobe, workspace, computer desktop, user-icons ect. ect.)

    1. mav
      July 15, 2006 at 5:49 am

      yeah, I make them in photoshop. Sometimes I have the idea in mind before I take the pics. Like for the Superman one, definitely. Also for like the Britney Spears one and the Janet Jackson one with Shiima. Sometimes I just do a photoshoot and then use some good pictures later.

      As for where I find the time. It’s hard. Mostly, I just don’t sleep very much. Especially once I have a idea that I really want to get down. The Superman one I did in one night because I really really wanted to get it done so I could use it to post about the movie.

      I was talking with and I have been thinking about starting a fake covers meme. But then I feel like no one would ever do it, because 1) no one ever likes my meme ideas. 2) it probably takes too much effort for most people.

      1. July 30, 2006 at 4:09 pm

        I would do a fake covers meme.

        1. mav
          August 3, 2006 at 4:05 pm

          you should just do one to do one… they’re fun.

    2. mav
      July 15, 2006 at 5:49 am

      yeah, I make them in photoshop. Sometimes I have the idea in mind before I take the pics. Like for the Superman one, definitely. Also for like the Britney Spears one and the Janet Jackson one with Shiima. Sometimes I just do a photoshoot and then use some good pictures later.

      As for where I find the time. It’s hard. Mostly, I just don’t sleep very much. Especially once I have a idea that I really want to get down. The Superman one I did in one night because I really really wanted to get it done so I could use it to post about the movie.

      I was talking with and I have been thinking about starting a fake covers meme. But then I feel like no one would ever do it, because 1) no one ever likes my meme ideas. 2) it probably takes too much effort for most people.

  10. July 15, 2006 at 1:58 am

    nobody else seems to be asking serious, important, hard hitting questions, but I will anyway:

    How do you make your magazine cover pictures? Do you just play around in photoshop? Did you take the photos with that idea in mind? Where do you find the time to be randomly creative with non-important stuff? (I always want to be randomly creative with non-important stuff, but never seem to manage it, so have visually boring wardrobe, workspace, computer desktop, user-icons ect. ect.)

  11. July 15, 2006 at 2:23 am

    If you were a fishmonster, what kind of fishmonster would you be?

    1. mav
      July 15, 2006 at 5:52 am

      I don’t think I much care for them. So I dunno. If I could pick ANY monster to be, though, I’d totally pick Mothra.

      1. July 15, 2006 at 3:40 pm

        Ooh, now I can utter a followup question. Why are you so prejudiced against fishmonsters?

        1. mav
          July 15, 2006 at 4:33 pm

          I am not! Frankly, I’m insulted that you would even imply such a thing! Why, some of my best friends are fishmonsters!

        2. mav
          July 15, 2006 at 4:33 pm

          I am not! Frankly, I’m insulted that you would even imply such a thing! Why, some of my best friends are fishmonsters!

      2. July 15, 2006 at 3:40 pm

        Ooh, now I can utter a followup question. Why are you so prejudiced against fishmonsters?

    2. mav
      July 15, 2006 at 5:52 am

      I don’t think I much care for them. So I dunno. If I could pick ANY monster to be, though, I’d totally pick Mothra.

  12. July 15, 2006 at 2:23 am

    If you were a fishmonster, what kind of fishmonster would you be?

  13. July 15, 2006 at 3:31 am

    Which Transformer is the best?
    Or are you more into GI Joe?

    1. mav
      July 15, 2006 at 5:55 am

      I’m not as big a transformer fan as some people. I dunno. If I had to pick a favorite, maybe Jazz. Or Shockwave.

      As for Gi Joe, I was always a big fan of Alpine. But he never got enough play. Of the ones who did, I liked the grittier ones, Lady Jay and Flint were pretty cool Shipwreck was alright.

    2. mav
      July 15, 2006 at 5:55 am

      I’m not as big a transformer fan as some people. I dunno. If I had to pick a favorite, maybe Jazz. Or Shockwave.

      As for Gi Joe, I was always a big fan of Alpine. But he never got enough play. Of the ones who did, I liked the grittier ones, Lady Jay and Flint were pretty cool Shipwreck was alright.

  14. July 15, 2006 at 3:31 am

    Which Transformer is the best?
    Or are you more into GI Joe?

  15. July 21, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    Would you, could you, on a truck?

    Would you, could you, with a duck?

    1. mav
      July 21, 2006 at 3:47 pm

      I could and have on a truck.
      I don’t think I could with a duck.

    2. mav
      July 21, 2006 at 3:47 pm

      I could and have on a truck.
      I don’t think I could with a duck.

  16. July 21, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    Would you, could you, on a truck?

    Would you, could you, with a duck?

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