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the Mavicon… on the Maverick language test…


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So I had been meaning to put together a glossary of terms that I use here and that people might not necessarilly understand. I was working on it last night and decided to make a game out of it. So here’s how it works. There are 50 terms below. They’re all things I have said at some point or another and likely can be gathered from context or explanation by reading my LJ. For now, I’m leaving them all undefined. Your job is to comment with the definition of each term as I mean them. When someone gets one right, I’ll add the definition, along with the name of the first person who guessed it. Whoever gets the most may even win a prize.

1KWFFH
Asiatic Black Man
bitch
Buddy Love
bum
chinaman
CLFSV
clockin’ da hos
dayuuummm
Depp
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game
efil4zaggin
fine
fly
funkentelechy
FUQ
GodMC
Grieco
halle
ho
HOVA
HOVAism
jam
Jammy Jam
Jay-Z
Jigga
karma tornado
lovely and talented
mackology
makeover
Maverick Jam
mavrosexual
millihalle
new school
old school
photosketch
pimp
pimpin
pimp’s prayer
racial draft
shag
sweet ghetto music
tap dat ass
tatyana
tax dat ass
three fine
TMA
too fine
Trejo
vagabond

Bonus points may be awarded if you provide an attribution of when I said it or where it came from.


EDIT: Just because you see a response in a comment, that doesn’t mean it right. So feel free to define all terms you know in order to maximize your point score.

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24 comments for “the Mavicon… on the Maverick language test…

  1. July 19, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    I am never good at these.

    1KWFFH – 1 thousand words of free flowing hostility. ranting in your blog
    Asiatic Black Man – the new racial identity you decided for yourself
    chinaman – another nickname for your new racial identity
    CLFSV – cute little friends with sexy voices. your fan club of chicks.
    HOVA – your new god, Jay-Z
    HOVAism – your religion
    jam – party
    Jammy Jam – annual birthday slutty pajama party
    Jay-Z – God
    makeover – an event where you take someone and spruce them up. can include clothing, hairstyle, facial hair.
    Maverick Jam – parties you have. the jammy jam is a maverick jam
    mavrosexual – your sexual and fashion identity. 🙂
    photosketch – when you take a bunch of pictures of hot chicks and then do stuff to them in photoshop
    vagabond – your truck

    what prize do we get? if I win, can I have a case of beer? or just a beer? I’m not too picky.

    1. mav
      July 19, 2006 at 9:53 pm

      Re: I am never good at these.

      12 points for you….

    2. mav
      July 19, 2006 at 9:53 pm

      Re: I am never good at these.

      12 points for you….

  2. July 19, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    I am never good at these.

    1KWFFH – 1 thousand words of free flowing hostility. ranting in your blog
    Asiatic Black Man – the new racial identity you decided for yourself
    chinaman – another nickname for your new racial identity
    CLFSV – cute little friends with sexy voices. your fan club of chicks.
    HOVA – your new god, Jay-Z
    HOVAism – your religion
    jam – party
    Jammy Jam – annual birthday slutty pajama party
    Jay-Z – God
    makeover – an event where you take someone and spruce them up. can include clothing, hairstyle, facial hair.
    Maverick Jam – parties you have. the jammy jam is a maverick jam
    mavrosexual – your sexual and fashion identity. 🙂
    photosketch – when you take a bunch of pictures of hot chicks and then do stuff to them in photoshop
    vagabond – your truck

    what prize do we get? if I win, can I have a case of beer? or just a beer? I’m not too picky.

  3. July 19, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    my favorite

    Funkentelechy – the actualization of funk, rather than its potential.

    1. mav
      July 19, 2006 at 9:53 pm

      Re: my favorite

      1 point

    2. mav
      July 19, 2006 at 9:53 pm

      Re: my favorite

      1 point

  4. July 19, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    my favorite

    Funkentelechy – the actualization of funk, rather than its potential.

  5. July 19, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    1KWFFH: 1000 words of free-flowing hostility; the Mav-rant

    Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy

    Buddy Love: the world’s foremost authority on mackology, as seen on LiveJournal and epinions

    bum: someone on funemployment

    chinaman: Mav’s race

    CLFWSV: Cute Little Friends With Sexy Voices, of which Mav has many

    clockin’ the hos: never trust a big butt and a smile

    dayuuuuuum: Uttered when a particularly attractive woman walks by; see Friday

    Depp: the False Grieco

    Don’t hate the playa, hate the game: Don’t dislike me simply because I have lots of female friends, dislike the fact that I have lots of female friends

    efile4zaggin: NWA’s third album. Not as good as the second. Read it backwards.

    fine: see “fly”

    fly: see “fine”

    funkentelechy: the actualization of the funk rather than it’s potential; also the main export of Funkadelica

    Grieco: superior to Depp

    halle: the official unit of female pulchritude

    ho: does she duck every time someone in a purple suit walks by?

    HOVA: the true name of Jay-Z

    HOVAism: the religion of the teachings and ways of the H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A

    jam: house party as thrown by Mav

    Jammy Jam: a themed jam, usually thrown on or near Mav’s birthday; see House Party 2

    Jay-Z: the mortal name of the HOVA

    jigga: what?

    Karma Tornado: the force that sweeps Mav ass-backwards into interesting situations

    lovely and talented: I want to do her

    mackology: the art of macking, specifically as taught by Buddy Love

    makeover: Mav takes you shopping and unleashes your full fashion potential, then posts about it in his LJ

    Maverick Jam: see “jam”

    mavrosexual: dresses like a gay guy but isn’t gay

    millihalle: one thousandth of the pulchritude of one halle; coined by yours truly

    new school: youngstas don’t understand

    old school: that’s what I’m talkin’ about

    photosketch: photography + photoshop = artwork!

    pimp: one who’s got the ladies due to his superior pulling power

    pimpin’: getting the ladies through superior pulling power

    pimp’s prayer: I don’t remember the exact text, but it was first revealed in public by A Pimp Called Slickback

    racial draft: Each year, the races of man have a draft. Mav is Wu-Tang, who were drafted by the Asians.

    sweet ghetto music: Mav kicks you in the chin

    tap dat ass: smack it up, flip it, rub it down. OH NO!

    tatyana: transform from a cute kid to a fine woman; see The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

    three fine: beyond too fine

    too fine: beyond fine

    Trejo: he will throw your ass in front of a train

    vagabond: the specially-equipped and fortified vehicle of Mav

    1. July 19, 2006 at 4:07 pm

      Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy

      chinaman: Mav’s race

      It should be added that these also relate to Mav’s oath to one day defend Okinawa with a sickle.

      Till that day comes…

      1. mav
        July 19, 2006 at 9:58 pm

        I’ll give you a bonus point there for origin. You’re at 2.

        1. July 19, 2006 at 11:35 pm

          You cloud the truth of your own origins.

          The origin is you being a race traitor after being fed up with the portrayal of The Black Man ™ of himself in news interviews.

          The scoring is flawed anyway, as the structure of comments invites plagarism. You should really be using one of those fancy paid account gimmicks.

          1. mav
            July 20, 2006 at 12:11 am

            I have one… even better, I have a permanent account. I was just too lazy top screen the comments. Besides, you just know people have points, you don’t know which ones are wrong and right yet.

          2. mav
            July 20, 2006 at 12:11 am

            I have one… even better, I have a permanent account. I was just too lazy top screen the comments. Besides, you just know people have points, you don’t know which ones are wrong and right yet.

        2. July 19, 2006 at 11:35 pm

          You cloud the truth of your own origins.

          The origin is you being a race traitor after being fed up with the portrayal of The Black Man ™ of himself in news interviews.

          The scoring is flawed anyway, as the structure of comments invites plagarism. You should really be using one of those fancy paid account gimmicks.

      2. mav
        July 19, 2006 at 9:58 pm

        I’ll give you a bonus point there for origin. You’re at 2.

    2. July 19, 2006 at 4:07 pm

      Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy

      chinaman: Mav’s race

      It should be added that these also relate to Mav’s oath to one day defend Okinawa with a sickle.

      Till that day comes…

    3. mav
      July 19, 2006 at 9:57 pm

      29 points

      1. July 23, 2006 at 9:14 pm

        TMA – to grow from a reasonably pretty underage girl into an extremely fine adult female, derived from Tatyana M. Ali.
        You used this term to describe Emma Watson a couple months ago.

        That’s all I got. *tap*

        1. mav
          July 23, 2006 at 10:23 pm

          correct… 1 point… I should really adjust this post to include the answers…

        2. mav
          July 23, 2006 at 10:23 pm

          correct… 1 point… I should really adjust this post to include the answers…

      2. July 23, 2006 at 9:14 pm

        TMA – to grow from a reasonably pretty underage girl into an extremely fine adult female, derived from Tatyana M. Ali.
        You used this term to describe Emma Watson a couple months ago.

        That’s all I got. *tap*

    4. mav
      July 19, 2006 at 9:57 pm

      29 points

  6. July 19, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    1KWFFH: 1000 words of free-flowing hostility; the Mav-rant

    Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy

    Buddy Love: the world’s foremost authority on mackology, as seen on LiveJournal and epinions

    bum: someone on funemployment

    chinaman: Mav’s race

    CLFWSV: Cute Little Friends With Sexy Voices, of which Mav has many

    clockin’ the hos: never trust a big butt and a smile

    dayuuuuuum: Uttered when a particularly attractive woman walks by; see Friday

    Depp: the False Grieco

    Don’t hate the playa, hate the game: Don’t dislike me simply because I have lots of female friends, dislike the fact that I have lots of female friends

    efile4zaggin: NWA’s third album. Not as good as the second. Read it backwards.

    fine: see “fly”

    fly: see “fine”

    funkentelechy: the actualization of the funk rather than it’s potential; also the main export of Funkadelica

    Grieco: superior to Depp

    halle: the official unit of female pulchritude

    ho: does she duck every time someone in a purple suit walks by?

    HOVA: the true name of Jay-Z

    HOVAism: the religion of the teachings and ways of the H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A

    jam: house party as thrown by Mav

    Jammy Jam: a themed jam, usually thrown on or near Mav’s birthday; see House Party 2

    Jay-Z: the mortal name of the HOVA

    jigga: what?

    Karma Tornado: the force that sweeps Mav ass-backwards into interesting situations

    lovely and talented: I want to do her

    mackology: the art of macking, specifically as taught by Buddy Love

    makeover: Mav takes you shopping and unleashes your full fashion potential, then posts about it in his LJ

    Maverick Jam: see “jam”

    mavrosexual: dresses like a gay guy but isn’t gay

    millihalle: one thousandth of the pulchritude of one halle; coined by yours truly

    new school: youngstas don’t understand

    old school: that’s what I’m talkin’ about

    photosketch: photography + photoshop = artwork!

    pimp: one who’s got the ladies due to his superior pulling power

    pimpin’: getting the ladies through superior pulling power

    pimp’s prayer: I don’t remember the exact text, but it was first revealed in public by A Pimp Called Slickback

    racial draft: Each year, the races of man have a draft. Mav is Wu-Tang, who were drafted by the Asians.

    sweet ghetto music: Mav kicks you in the chin

    tap dat ass: smack it up, flip it, rub it down. OH NO!

    tatyana: transform from a cute kid to a fine woman; see The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

    three fine: beyond too fine

    too fine: beyond fine

    Trejo: he will throw your ass in front of a train

    vagabond: the specially-equipped and fortified vehicle of Mav

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