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So I had been meaning to put together a glossary of terms that I use here and that people might not necessarilly understand. I was working on it last night and decided to make a game out of it. So here’s how it works. There are 50 terms below. They’re all things I have said at some point or another and likely can be gathered from context or explanation by reading my LJ. For now, I’m leaving them all undefined. Your job is to comment with the definition of each term as I mean them. When someone gets one right, I’ll add the definition, along with the name of the first person who guessed it. Whoever gets the most may even win a prize.
1KWFFH
Asiatic Black Man
bitch
Buddy Love
bum
chinaman
CLFSV
clockin’ da hos
dayuuummm
Depp
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game
efil4zaggin
fine
fly
funkentelechy
FUQ
GodMC
Grieco
halle
ho
HOVA
HOVAism
jam
Jammy Jam
Jay-Z
Jigga
karma tornado
lovely and talented
mackology
makeover
Maverick Jam
mavrosexual
millihalle
new school
old school
photosketch
pimp
pimpin
pimp’s prayer
racial draft
shag
sweet ghetto music
tap dat ass
tatyana
tax dat ass
three fine
TMA
too fine
Trejo
vagabond
Bonus points may be awarded if you provide an attribution of when I said it or where it came from.
EDIT: Just because you see a response in a comment, that doesn’t mean it right. So feel free to define all terms you know in order to maximize your point score.
I am never good at these.
1KWFFH – 1 thousand words of free flowing hostility. ranting in your blog
Asiatic Black Man – the new racial identity you decided for yourself
chinaman – another nickname for your new racial identity
CLFSV – cute little friends with sexy voices. your fan club of chicks.
HOVA – your new god, Jay-Z
HOVAism – your religion
jam – party
Jammy Jam – annual birthday slutty pajama party
Jay-Z – God
makeover – an event where you take someone and spruce them up. can include clothing, hairstyle, facial hair.
Maverick Jam – parties you have. the jammy jam is a maverick jam
mavrosexual – your sexual and fashion identity. 🙂
photosketch – when you take a bunch of pictures of hot chicks and then do stuff to them in photoshop
vagabond – your truck
what prize do we get? if I win, can I have a case of beer? or just a beer? I’m not too picky.
Re: I am never good at these.
12 points for you….
Re: I am never good at these.
12 points for you….
I am never good at these.
1KWFFH – 1 thousand words of free flowing hostility. ranting in your blog
Asiatic Black Man – the new racial identity you decided for yourself
chinaman – another nickname for your new racial identity
CLFSV – cute little friends with sexy voices. your fan club of chicks.
HOVA – your new god, Jay-Z
HOVAism – your religion
jam – party
Jammy Jam – annual birthday slutty pajama party
Jay-Z – God
makeover – an event where you take someone and spruce them up. can include clothing, hairstyle, facial hair.
Maverick Jam – parties you have. the jammy jam is a maverick jam
mavrosexual – your sexual and fashion identity. 🙂
photosketch – when you take a bunch of pictures of hot chicks and then do stuff to them in photoshop
vagabond – your truck
what prize do we get? if I win, can I have a case of beer? or just a beer? I’m not too picky.
my favorite
Funkentelechy – the actualization of funk, rather than its potential.
Re: my favorite
1 point
Re: my favorite
1 point
my favorite
Funkentelechy – the actualization of funk, rather than its potential.
1KWFFH: 1000 words of free-flowing hostility; the Mav-rant
Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy
Buddy Love: the world’s foremost authority on mackology, as seen on LiveJournal and epinions
bum: someone on funemployment
chinaman: Mav’s race
CLFWSV: Cute Little Friends With Sexy Voices, of which Mav has many
clockin’ the hos: never trust a big butt and a smile
dayuuuuuum: Uttered when a particularly attractive woman walks by; see Friday
Depp: the False Grieco
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game: Don’t dislike me simply because I have lots of female friends, dislike the fact that I have lots of female friends
efile4zaggin: NWA’s third album. Not as good as the second. Read it backwards.
fine: see “fly”
fly: see “fine”
funkentelechy: the actualization of the funk rather than it’s potential; also the main export of Funkadelica
Grieco: superior to Depp
halle: the official unit of female pulchritude
ho: does she duck every time someone in a purple suit walks by?
HOVA: the true name of Jay-Z
HOVAism: the religion of the teachings and ways of the H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
jam: house party as thrown by Mav
Jammy Jam: a themed jam, usually thrown on or near Mav’s birthday; see House Party 2
Jay-Z: the mortal name of the HOVA
jigga: what?
Karma Tornado: the force that sweeps Mav ass-backwards into interesting situations
lovely and talented: I want to do her
mackology: the art of macking, specifically as taught by Buddy Love
makeover: Mav takes you shopping and unleashes your full fashion potential, then posts about it in his LJ
Maverick Jam: see “jam”
mavrosexual: dresses like a gay guy but isn’t gay
millihalle: one thousandth of the pulchritude of one halle; coined by yours truly
new school: youngstas don’t understand
old school: that’s what I’m talkin’ about
photosketch: photography + photoshop = artwork!
pimp: one who’s got the ladies due to his superior pulling power
pimpin’: getting the ladies through superior pulling power
pimp’s prayer: I don’t remember the exact text, but it was first revealed in public by A Pimp Called Slickback
racial draft: Each year, the races of man have a draft. Mav is Wu-Tang, who were drafted by the Asians.
sweet ghetto music: Mav kicks you in the chin
tap dat ass: smack it up, flip it, rub it down. OH NO!
tatyana: transform from a cute kid to a fine woman; see The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire
three fine: beyond too fine
too fine: beyond fine
Trejo: he will throw your ass in front of a train
vagabond: the specially-equipped and fortified vehicle of Mav
Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy
chinaman: Mav’s race
It should be added that these also relate to Mav’s oath to one day defend Okinawa with a sickle.
Till that day comes…
I’ll give you a bonus point there for origin. You’re at 2.
You cloud the truth of your own origins.
The origin is you being a race traitor after being fed up with the portrayal of The Black Man ™ of himself in news interviews.
The scoring is flawed anyway, as the structure of comments invites plagarism. You should really be using one of those fancy paid account gimmicks.
I have one… even better, I have a permanent account. I was just too lazy top screen the comments. Besides, you just know people have points, you don’t know which ones are wrong and right yet.
I have one… even better, I have a permanent account. I was just too lazy top screen the comments. Besides, you just know people have points, you don’t know which ones are wrong and right yet.
You cloud the truth of your own origins.
The origin is you being a race traitor after being fed up with the portrayal of The Black Man ™ of himself in news interviews.
The scoring is flawed anyway, as the structure of comments invites plagarism. You should really be using one of those fancy paid account gimmicks.
I’ll give you a bonus point there for origin. You’re at 2.
Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy
chinaman: Mav’s race
It should be added that these also relate to Mav’s oath to one day defend Okinawa with a sickle.
Till that day comes…
29 points
TMA – to grow from a reasonably pretty underage girl into an extremely fine adult female, derived from Tatyana M. Ali.
You used this term to describe Emma Watson a couple months ago.
That’s all I got. *tap*
correct… 1 point… I should really adjust this post to include the answers…
correct… 1 point… I should really adjust this post to include the answers…
TMA – to grow from a reasonably pretty underage girl into an extremely fine adult female, derived from Tatyana M. Ali.
You used this term to describe Emma Watson a couple months ago.
That’s all I got. *tap*
29 points
1KWFFH: 1000 words of free-flowing hostility; the Mav-rant
Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy
Buddy Love: the world’s foremost authority on mackology, as seen on LiveJournal and epinions
bum: someone on funemployment
chinaman: Mav’s race
CLFWSV: Cute Little Friends With Sexy Voices, of which Mav has many
clockin’ the hos: never trust a big butt and a smile
dayuuuuuum: Uttered when a particularly attractive woman walks by; see Friday
Depp: the False Grieco
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game: Don’t dislike me simply because I have lots of female friends, dislike the fact that I have lots of female friends
efile4zaggin: NWA’s third album. Not as good as the second. Read it backwards.
fine: see “fly”
fly: see “fine”
funkentelechy: the actualization of the funk rather than it’s potential; also the main export of Funkadelica
Grieco: superior to Depp
halle: the official unit of female pulchritude
ho: does she duck every time someone in a purple suit walks by?
HOVA: the true name of Jay-Z
HOVAism: the religion of the teachings and ways of the H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
jam: house party as thrown by Mav
Jammy Jam: a themed jam, usually thrown on or near Mav’s birthday; see House Party 2
Jay-Z: the mortal name of the HOVA
jigga: what?
Karma Tornado: the force that sweeps Mav ass-backwards into interesting situations
lovely and talented: I want to do her
mackology: the art of macking, specifically as taught by Buddy Love
makeover: Mav takes you shopping and unleashes your full fashion potential, then posts about it in his LJ
Maverick Jam: see “jam”
mavrosexual: dresses like a gay guy but isn’t gay
millihalle: one thousandth of the pulchritude of one halle; coined by yours truly
new school: youngstas don’t understand
old school: that’s what I’m talkin’ about
photosketch: photography + photoshop = artwork!
pimp: one who’s got the ladies due to his superior pulling power
pimpin’: getting the ladies through superior pulling power
pimp’s prayer: I don’t remember the exact text, but it was first revealed in public by A Pimp Called Slickback
racial draft: Each year, the races of man have a draft. Mav is Wu-Tang, who were drafted by the Asians.
sweet ghetto music: Mav kicks you in the chin
tap dat ass: smack it up, flip it, rub it down. OH NO!
tatyana: transform from a cute kid to a fine woman; see The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire
three fine: beyond too fine
too fine: beyond fine
Trejo: he will throw your ass in front of a train
vagabond: the specially-equipped and fortified vehicle of Mav