Mav & Britney: Chaotic
The Happy Couple
So, as everyone knows something really big and important happened in our country yesterday. Something that will of course change the political landscape for years to come.
That’s right. My darling Britney finally made up her mind to leave that no talent gigolo bastard, Kevin Federline.
It wasn’t an easy decision for Britney, but it was something she and i talked about at length. She has finally come to the decision that the expectations of the media just aren’t important as our happiness together. She is thankful that even through the shambles that her career has become after the K-Fed influence, I still love her and care for her and she is confident that with me by her side she can again become the superstar that she was always meant to be. Luckily she did have a good pre-nup, and we should get by with only paying him off a few million.
Britney is in good spirtis and is preparing to return to work soon. Kevin can fall off of a cliff into hell for all we care.
In this trying time, we ask that you all give Britney and the kids all the privacy that they deserve. Please direct all future questions regarding to the break-up to me, and I will do my best to answer them whenever I’m not busy fornicating with her in the swimming pool full of hundred dollar bills she built for me behind our stately manor.
Oh, also, sadly, I lost all of the elections I ran in yesterday, and whatever problems face our nation before the next election are the faults of all of you people for not getting out to the polls and writing my name in. Hopefully with the power of the Spears fortune behind me, I will be able to run a stellar campaign in ’08, and there’ll still be time to put me in office so I can correct all the damage that has been done. I only hope it’s not too late.
In closing I’d just like to say: I’m RICH, Bitch!!!
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The future Christopher Maverick-Spears
You would be so much better for her than that fucking douche LOL
well, clearly I am. And she says I’m much better in the sack. Britney thanks you for your support.
I love Britney. Well, not in the way you do. Or maybe I do.
She’s mine! Mine I say!
Alright, alright. I’ll stick with Marc.
I hate being the second choice
LOL
-Marc
I do believe the fact that I married you makes you the first choice 🙂
Questions directed at you:
Was it because of “the drugs”?
Is she going to stop being such a fatty?
Was this because the Republicans lost?
Re: Questions directed at you:
1) No, it was because he is an ass.
2) Yes, we have her on a strict training regimen which involves 2 hours on the treadmill and 3 in the bedroom with me everyday.
3) While the events are not directly related, one can assume that a wave of cosmic rightness washed over the planet 24 hours ago. All hail the karma tornado!
As part of the divorce do you get the match on New Year’s Day against Cena?
IF so I have 1 word for ya: SHOOT!
Interesting… see, I was thinking that I’d just let him have the match. Andin which case, 1 word for ya: SHOOT!
I fully support your wooing of Ms.Spears-Federline. Impregnate her and name the child Kevin even if its a girl.
ooh… I’ll have to make sure that if I give her a prenup, I get one of those snazzy clauses where I get more money for producing children with her.
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