Day 169 of 365 days.
We interrupt this project to bring you this all points bulletin. Authorities in your area are asking you to please be on the look out for a 5 foot 8, suspicious looking, light skinned black male wearing a cowboy hat and sneakers. Christopher T. Maverick is wanted for crimes against the state, assault with a deadly weapon, grand theft larceny, clockin’ da hos, and being sexier than the law allows. He is considered armed and extremely dangerous. Approach at your own risk.
(He said "clockin’ da hos". )
NO HE DIT’INT!!!
ah ha ha ha
This is the best. I love it, love it!
LOL, I love "Maverico Suave" and "Old Dirty Mavvy". That’s classic. How about "Straight Gangsta Mav"? (he’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice) Your reward should be a little higher….$500,000?
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Great one!
You are "Wanted" for being overly creative!
I hope they never catch you.
Great one! Does this make me Ma Barker… I mean Ma Maverick?
This is very very funny…especially the description. Maverico. LOL!
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Seen on your photo stream. (?)
Ha! This is great ~ very creative Mav!
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Seen in my contacts’ photos. (?)
I’ve always called you "Old Dirty Mavvy" in my mind…
And the next time you go out to clock hos, I’d appreciate if you brought me. I could really get into some ho-clockin’.
That Maverick. [spit] Plays by his own rules, gets ‘im into trouble. I got me a silver bullet with his name on it. Keep it shined up, yep. In my hip pocket. Better not see ‘im in these parts. [spit] Nope, better not. Use two bits of my reward for daisies, put ’em on his dead eyes. [spit]
LOL! This is awesome.
thanx all. I’m glad so many people liked this. I just thought it was silly.
@rob2655: I wanted an old west feel. $5000 is a huge amount of money for then
@lrayholly: pretty much. you were already.
@jessi: if you want to come visit, I’ll see what I can do.
@phlewght: you ever see young guns? another of my favorite movies.
you’re freakin’ hilarious! love this one!!
Please tell me you really have an outfit like that! Too funny!
My fave, Ole Dirty Mavvy! ODM!!!!
And really, I’m not scared of you.
@Jen: Thanx.
@Shan: An outfit like what? The one I’m wearing in the picture?
Mavarico Suave? LOL
@Jim Lamb aka Travelinjim: yeah, I thought it added something.