Day 176 of 365 days.
I am oh so sore. Had a wrestling show in Ohio today. One that I thought I wasn’t actually going to be wrestling on. But then when I got there, I found out that one of the BDW tag team champions, the Puerto Rican Wrecking Crew, didn’t show up because he was accidentally deported to Mexico. So the other champ was going to cancel his match but then I tricked him into accepting me as his new tag partner and co-champion (he doesn’t really speak much english, and didn’t quite know what was going on).
Anyway, despite having never teamed together before Luis and I were able to cheat our ways to retaining "our" tag team belts. Until the referee found out we cheated and restarted the match. At which point our opponents Justin Idol and Jason Gory double teamed me and pinned me. Bastards. Why can I never hold onto a wrestling championship. At least my 15 min. of being a champ there beat the 12 seconds that was my last title run as the ICW/ICWA Tex-Arkana Television champion. (Which I also lost to Jason Gory. Bastard.)
Oh, the T-shirt I’m wearing in this picture is for another promotion, UIPW, the Union of Independent Professional Wrestlers. This one is for you, Uncle Kingdom.
you are my new hero.
Why? Because I took advantage of a puerto rican’s inability to speak english?
Ah, wrestling. Will your lulz never end?
Beer Porn Steroids.
This sounds like an organization that I’d like to be a part of.
you should really learn some spanish ;-p
sorry about your title…but that’s what you get for cheating…you don’t let it happen here in 365 days…what makes you think you can get away with it in the ring?? (just jokin’ with ya!)
@jameel: lulz? huh?
@jack: The exact shirt I am wearing isn’t made anymore. But there are similar ones. visit Uncle Kingdom’s store
@Jen: But its so much more fun when I pretend I don’t know any spanish and yell things out to him like "Taco! Dinero! Gato! Hombre!" in the middle of the match.
nice shirt….hilarious
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Seen on your photo stream. (?)
i can feel the champ’s pain… i was once accidentally arrested.
hey i wrestled in high school…. with the motto beer, porn and steroids, i was wondering if i could get an honorary memebership or something.
¡cerveza, porn y esteroides para todos!
Well, like I said, you can buy the shirts from Kingdom James’ website.
I can only assume that you saw this from jwill9311 since your mom (who i didn’t know was your mom til she left a comment on it!!) Yeah for Mav’s mom!! I’ve been working on my mommy to join 365…for the same reason that I’ve done it for the little guy…it’d be neat to have one done of his maternal grandmother (Nana) too!!
@pi c’s: Yeah, she told me about it when she posted it.