Day 194 of 365 days.
Today, Steph took me for a walk in the middle of the forest and tried to leave me there. Usually, when she does this I leave a trail of pebbles so I can find my way back. But I was all out this time. So I left a trail of bread crumbs instead. But when I tried to follow them back they were gone. I have no idea what happened to them. Anyway, while I was lost, I came upon the damndest thing. This house made of gingerbread. It sure was tasty. The nice old lady who lived there said she’d give me sweets and all I had to do was clean her oven. Sounds like a good deal to me. Don’t you think?
Run Chris. Run!
Just so long as you don’t start dressing in lederhosen! lol
lol Cute shot 🙂
Seriously man. Get out. NOW!
Bwah ha ha ha! That gave me a much needed giggle….thanks!!
This sounds familiar. And it can’t end well…
What? Do you have oven cleaner clogging up your ears? The gingerbread ain’t that good…get out Chris!
@[AJ]: Run? Why?
@Travelinjim: No, of course not. I mean, maybe if that Gretel girl I met there asked me. She was hot.
@free2bjcphotos: Thankyou
@[AJ]: Of the oven? Why? The old lady says its perfectly safe.
@Vashtia: Glad to help.
@lady_ishmael24: What do you mean?
@[AJ]: Are you kidding? The gingerbread is great. Why would I leave? What’s got you so uppity lately?
Ha! Don’t do it. 😉
Nice Silvia Plath imitation 😉
@PhotoKat: but her candy is so good. I can’t help myself. (while I was doing it, I wondered if anyone would think I was trying to kill myself. My thought was the Virgin Suicides, though, a book which I loved)
Thank you for the story. My first thought was "uh oh, this can’t be good. Head in oven? Suicide? NO SON NO!!!" But then, I read. Only helping out the neighborhood Old Lady… now that’s a good boy!
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@lrayholly: yep, I was raised right.
I disagree with Travelinjim. You should definitely do a pic in lederhosen. You could start a trend!
@max1975: you first. It can be day 1 of 365 for you.
Nah, I’d never be able to pull it off. Only you could make it look good. And while you’re at it, you and steph should dress up as raggedy ann and andy.
@max1975: right after you post a picture of you in women’s pants…
HA!
Hey Mav, what did the old lady tell you about the smell of gas??
hahaha………funny. I thought you had finally had enough and we trying to end it all. Great shot!
BAH HA HA HA HA!
Oh, I’m so entertained.
mwahahahahaha!! thanks mav…that was great ;D
excellent shot too!!
@Okaypro: thanx.
@phlewght: nothing. why?
@mamabaird: nope, just looking to score some free baked goods.
@jessi.: I aim to please.
@pi c’s: Thanx. You know, this went over so much better than I thought it would. I really expected it to be over shadowed by the photoshoot pics I just posted.
Chris – just saying last time I ran into a little old lady with a gingerbread house who was trying to get some help i ended up with some toes nibbled off before i got out of there…Why do you think you’ve never seen a foot shot? Don’t trust the sweet old lady with candies. Or at least make sure you’ve got some steeled boots on…
@[AJ]: well, she did say something like "the better to eat you with" when I asked her about her huge teeth. But I just thought she was senile.
_No one_ looks good in lederhosen! 🙂
@maolcolm: I’m certainly not going to try just to argue with you. 🙂
Hey Chris…. forget that one. You come clean my oven and I’ll make you home made bread, pies, beef stew, french lentil salad, minnestrone, zucchini bread, … you name it…. and I’ll throw in a bottle of wine. I have to warn you, though, it’s been a while………
@KarenMarleneLarsen: well, the zucchini bread is tempting, but I just cleaned one oven this week and that was plenty.
oh, that’s awesome…
thank you for the laugh!
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@amanky: thanx.