Day 203 of 365 days.
I was talking with the lovely and talented Katy Hutch earlier today and we were joking about Dateline NBC’s "To Catch a Predator" and specifically my blog entry about how I was going to flirt with children online in an ill advised attempt to get on TV. (Katy was nice enough to point out that she’d be my witness when I say in court that it was all a ploy to meet Chris Hansen. You should all read that blog so that you can be my character witnesses too.) Then this evening, the even more lovely and talented (no offense Katy) Beststephi and I were watching the show on TV (it really is one of our favorite shows) and this idea popped right in my head.
So keep in mind, if I ever show up on that show, and I claim its all just a joke, you’re all my witnesses. It’s 11:34pm EST, March 2nd, 2007. NOTE THE TIME!
Thank you.
HAHAHAHAHAHA That’s funny as hell! I’ll try to dress very conservatively and not use my Ghetto Mama demeanor when I’m questioned by the authorities about you.
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Seen in my contacts’ photos. (?)
"with your cat" Oh man, you’re going straight to jail! lol
@lrayholly: Well, don’t feel like you have to go all out, but for the love of god, please comb your hair first. 🙂
@Travelinjim: actually, that line is a compilation of different things that guys have actually said on that show. One of them actually did tell the girl to have sex with her cat.
LOL. Too funny!
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Seen on your photo stream. (?)
Oh.
My.
God!
This is just way too funny! Sick and twisted, of course, but damn funny! 😀
That’s funny as hell.
Those shows are amazing. The look on the guys face when they realize their whole world is collapsing. On one of these specials, one of the guys was even chatting with the undercover agent about the show. And then he got busted visiting the house of a "13 year old girl".
@d.rex: thanx.
@buzzstuff: thanx, it started off being a lot simpler than it turned out, but as I worked on it, I was just having more and more fun with it.
@MegaBee: thanx.
@Travelinjim: I love the guys who say theyve seen the show and yet don’t recognize him when he comes out. "Well, you won’t believe this, but I’m just here to teach her a lesson. I wanted to council her. Tell her she has to be careful, cuz there are sickos out there who are dangerous. I mean, not me. Anyone could have show up. I’m a very religious man, you see."
You are hilarious! And sick. But you know that’s part of why I like you. 😉
God I thought I’d never stop laughing.
@sadandbeautiful (Sarah): 🙂 Thanks.
@Jack Scoresby: Cool! Then it worked.
ha ha ha
Comb my hair? Damn! How about I just tie it up in this rag? You think it’d be ok if I wore my fuzzy slippers?
Heh! And we can all say we knew you when! *grin*
@Doug Schwarz: glad you liked it.
@lrayholly: sigh…
@peskymac: its better than "its the quiet ones you have to watch"
you are a sick sick man chris maverick ;-P
@pi c’s: I dunno. A little eccentric, maybe…. but sick?
This is so hilarious! I love your warped sense of humor and the black T-shirt just tops it off!
(and i mean "warped" in the best possible way!)
@boheme333: Thank you. I really thought people were going to be way offended by this one. I’m glad people saw the humor.
I LOVE it!!
@lagreenfrog: thank you. I’m amazed at how well this went over.