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9-12-07

9-12-07

Day 397 of 365 More.

It doesn’t look like much, does it?

This is the scene of a crime. Repeat crimes, actually. A crime I hope to someday catch in the act.

Steph and I have a two car garage, but we don’t have our own driveway. Well, not really. Actually, five houses on our street share a driveway that kind of looks like an alley, that goes up to our garages and ends in a dead end after our garage (the last one).

It’s pretty secluded and thus has become kind of a favorite hang out for young teenagers to go in their cars and do what I believe the kids today are calling "fucking."

Every once in a while, Steph and I go out to our garage at night, only to find a car parked in front of it with a couple of naked kids in it doing what naked kids do.

Today was one of those nights. Steph and I were on our way to our weekly poker game (which sadly I lost pretty quickly) and we found the car in the backyard. The kids didn’t notice us at first, but once they heard the garage door opening, they quickly stopped what they were doing and sped off in all the frustration of coitus interruptus that you would imagine.

I hereby vow, that somehow, someday I am going to get a picture of one of those cars in the act. If I can swing it, it will be my self portrait for that day.

Imagine, a beat up ’87 Buick with a discolored door and fogged up windows bouncing up and down in the background with me in the foreground giving the thumbs-up. If that’s not photography gold, I don’t know what is.

Anyone want to stake out my driveway with me?

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14 comments for “9-12-07

  1. September 13, 2007 at 12:04 am

    Oh man, if Erik and I were down that way, we would totally stake it out with you. Popcorn and everything. The worst we have is pigeons. Naked people I think would be more fun. Better reactions.

  2. September 13, 2007 at 12:18 am

    I will favorite that picture if you ever do it, then make a new account so I can favorite it again.

  3. September 13, 2007 at 12:28 am

    Ahhh, the good ol’ days!

  4. September 13, 2007 at 12:58 am

    Oh my god. I love that you tagged this ‘if the van is a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’. That is fucking hilarious.

  5. September 13, 2007 at 1:27 am

    Bwah ha ha ha! You can do it, Mav. I have faith in you!

    Seen in my contacts’ photos. (?)

  6. September 13, 2007 at 5:41 am

    Hehehe! I’m sure you can catch them one day. In the UK, it is known as Dogging, give that a wiki.

  7. September 13, 2007 at 8:00 am

    Bwhahaha! That sounds like fun Mav. I’ll totally help you with a stake out. I had no idea such activities were going on behind my house.

  8. September 13, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    @adayinthelife: they always seem really freaked out when we walk in on them, which is odd, seeing as how they’re like parked behind my house and all.

    @Jack Scoresby: I’ll hold you to that.

    @Travelinjim: the good old days when you used to have sex behind my house?

    @jessi.: it seemed appropriate. Even though there was no van.

    @Sick Little Monkey: well, I basically just have to be there and have camera ready at the right time.

    @deejaynye: i certainly hope so. We’ll see.

    @navigator23: oh yeah, we’ve seen it happen a few times.

  9. September 13, 2007 at 11:46 pm

    Well, technically I didn’t realize it was YOUR house.

  10. September 13, 2007 at 11:51 pm

    @Travelinjim: you damn kids…

  11. September 20, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    Why is this one flagged? Because there was discussion about possible underage sex? That’s ridiculous.

    Seen in your FC-overreact set. (?)

  12. September 20, 2007 at 11:20 pm

    @Sick Little Monkey: yeah, but like I said. I was at a loss. I was pretty much out of anything sexy to block by the time I did this one (the last batch), so I was thinking "Well, I guess what I said could be offensive, if they want to censor speech"

  13. May 20, 2008 at 12:22 am

    lol~ this is too funny~ well it’s been a while since this shot Mav~ any action??

  14. May 22, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    @*Kristene: we’ve caught people back there but have not managed to get anyone on film yet.

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