Day 468 of 365 More.
Half a millennia ago, a a clueless white man came to the new world and gave all the natives syphilis. A little over 100 years later, a bunch of sexually repressed overly religious kooks got sick of all crazy european sex their countrymen were having so they took off for the new world and proved their faith to their lord by swindling the poor syphilis infested natives out of their land. Then they stole their crops and had a feast to celebrate.
Today we feast in their honor to celebrate their crushing victory over the STD-ridden natives. Me, I’ll take the crazy european sex.
I also don’t care for pumpkin pie. It’s my understanding that the caucasian descendants of the kooks are fond of eating pumpkin pie for dessert. Myself, I’ll take a nice rice pudding. But none of that yucky milky uhhh… puddingish stuff the white people call rice pudding. No, the Maverick Family makes true rice pudding. It’s more of a sweet casserole. And its delicious.
Now where’s my crazy, european, non-syphillis infested orgy?
Happy Stealfromtheindiansgiving everyone!
Word, word.
Happy T-Day Super Mav! 🙂
i never liked pumpkin pie. then again, i really don’t like white people either.
heh.
Um… crazy European sex, takes the pie for me! Ha,ha! Hope you had a good one! 🙂
Awesome shot and description. And of course, now I really want to taste your rice pudding. Wink wink.
@MegaBee: word up! (owww)
@macaddict: and to you too. Thank you.
@Okaypro: I like white people just fine. I just think you’re all crazy.
@*Kristene: its true. Really. They even talk about it in the movie Eurotrip, which I highly recommend.
@jillwrites.com: thanks. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours, babe. 😉
Yummmmmmm
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@lrayholly: yep. Had some today too! 🙂