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1-22-08

1-22-08

Day 529 of 365 More.

I love when I come home and there is a package from Amazon. It’s like Christmas.

Today I came home to discover that the mailman had brought my Batman and Spiderman training manuals. Just what I need to continue my journey to becoming a superhero. Lessons on crafting your costume, escaping from supervillains, swinging from building to building, taking a kick to the head, and yes Shannon, even how to train a sidekick.

The only question is which one do I want to read first?

I need to figure it out soon, because I only have til my birthday to be good. Because i still intend to become a supervillain then.

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13 comments for “1-22-08

  1. January 23, 2008 at 12:49 am

    BAH HA HA HA!

    You are so awesome.

  2. January 23, 2008 at 12:58 am

    Amazon deliveries complelely make my day!!

    I’d love to know how to make a super hero costume.. 😉

  3. January 23, 2008 at 1:03 am

    @jessi.: 🙂 Thank you.

    @Jah Lovely: Heh. Maybe I’ll have to post a tutorial. But really, would you want to cover up all your great tattoos?

  4. January 23, 2008 at 2:00 am

    awww. and all I got in the mail today was the beads I ordered last week. Oh wait, Sparklies!!! 🙂

    I think you should read Spiderman first… in case there’s time-sensitive tips for locating radioactive spiders. Batman’s just all about training, he doesn’t have so much of the superpower.

  5. January 23, 2008 at 6:55 am

    They have training manuals?

    I know one has superpowers and the other is just a real smart, ich guy who stays in shape, I’ve wondered if their approaches to similar situations would be different. But Spidey don’t need no sidekick.

  6. January 23, 2008 at 7:44 am

    Um…. how hard is it to be a sidekick? You just wear underpants on the outside of your tights and distract all the supervillian boys

  7. January 23, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    I want to be spidey, so… you be Bats. 🙂

  8. January 23, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    @mickeysacks: the thing is, I sort of feel like becoming Batman is more achievable. Becoming Spiderman relies on a lot of random chance.

    @DeHoll: a lot of each book is just practical knowledge. In reality, they aren’t so much about spidey or bats. They’re just gimmicks?

    @spresogna: volunteering, hun? We really should do a superhero shoot one of these days.

    @Stephen Poff: I’ll link both books to where you get them on amazon if you want.

  9. January 24, 2008 at 5:58 am

    this shot is sooooo cool

    do they do a ‘for dummies’ version? I could totally get into ‘how to become a superhero for dummies’

    lesson one – don’t be evil
    lesson two – be super etc etc

    I’d go with batman first he wears his underwear on the outside and that kinda cooky!

  10. January 24, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Hi, I’m an admin for a group called The SuperMales, and we’d love to have your photo added to the group.

  11. January 24, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    @disco~stu: Hmm, that’s not a bad idea for a book. Maybe I should write it. I’ve never been much of one for the underwear on the outisde thing though.

    @fredfischborn: sure… why not?

  12. January 31, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    go BATMAN…it is more my bag… but nothing wrong with a lil Spidey

  13. February 1, 2008 at 1:29 am

    @espressoDOM: hey… I’d be happy to be either.

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