Day 721 of 365 More.
The media is trying to cover up my destroying of the sun. Trying to pretend like it never happened and that was just some run of the mill total solar eclipse. It could have happened whenever. BAH! We all know the truth. In reality I was completely successful. None of your so-called heroes were able to stop me.
So why aren’t we cast in darkness currently? There is one and only one simple reason. It was my birthday, and I was feeling nice. After the world was cast into darkness for a few moments, I felt as though the world had seem plenty of proof of my nigh-infinite power. And frankly, it will be easier to rule over you whelps with occasional daylight. So I reversed the polarity of the death ray and used it to reignite your precious star.
You’re welcome.
How can you, my loyal subjects show your undying loyalty? That’s actually pretty simple. For I am nothing if not a loving and benevolent dictator. I will require a simple yearly tax of 1.5% of the GNP from each of your nations. I will also require that you send me all of your finest women to join my royal harem. Each shall be adorned in lingerie or catholic school girl outfits and each will have the sheer unadulterated joy of servicing my royal person at my desire and fulfilling my every sexual need. I would also like a pony.
I will expect your fealty immediately. Money can be donated directly into my amazon tip jar or in the form of purchases of my comic book or even my 365 book.
Women can submit their photos below.
If you have a pony to donate, let me know and we can make arrangements.
That is all.
Happy birthday Mav! Hope it’s a good one. Let me know if you need any help collecting taxes. I’m always up for a new job.
Happy birthday!
@[AJ]: thank you. We will certainly have need for men such as yourself in the New World Order.
@kittykatfish: thank you.
hey happy birthday Mav. that death ray thing could come in handy to ignite dormant volcanoes… muahahahaha
and hey if you need help collecting the women for your harem just let me know 😀
@☼ Helder: thanks. And if there is ever any overflow, I’ll be sure to let you know. 🙂
@Princess Diablo: hah! Well, yes, that’s a good start. The people of Earth appreciate your patriotism.
Oh, all right. It did work 🙂
Ignore my comment on your original pic.
Well done.
Next time I’ll remember to stop you though 🙂
I even already have the appropriate uniform for your harem. 😉
Shit, sorry I’m late. Happy Birthday!!!
Hmmmmm, blaming it on the media? It’s always the media isn’t it? And you with Jammy Jam coming up…. Maybe? Maybe! Yes that’s it….
Don’t you blame it on the sunshine
Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Don’t blame it on the good times
Blame it on the boogie!
@mickeysacks: Yay! A happy birthday indeed!
@Kaptain Kobold: yep. Bow before my might! Kneel before ZOD! err… I mean MAV!
@sadandbeautiful (Sarah): that’s ok. Thanks for the belated wishes.
@DeHoll: Not blaming anything. The people of earth are but lemmings who need such propoganda to make them sleep easier at night. And when they are complacent and pliable as such, they become docile and much easier to rule over.
Happy (belated) birthday, Mav! Hope it was a good one.
chrismaverick Mav said "The people of earth are but lemmings who need such propoganda to make them sleep easier at night. And when they are complacent and pliable as such, they become docile and much easier to rule over. " —Hmmm , like an old Flash Gordon serial on Ghoulardi: …I think I heard Emperor Ming say something like this in episode 23….. "Quick Dale let’s get out of here!"
@kevin (iapetus): thank you
Mav, again Happy Birthday! We had a great time at dinner, just sorry we couldn’t hang out for longer…..
Hopefully an appearance will also be made on Friday!
@sassyshannon999: Glad you had fun. Friday wouldn’t be useful. The party is Saturday. 🙂 I still hope you can make it though.
ummmm. I knew that.
@sassyshannon999: ok… just making sure. Hope you can still make it.