A friend of mine sent me this link today. I was fascinated by the idea. Be a professional paparazzi for hire.That’s awesome. But who would do such a thing.
So after work, I went over to my friend Britney’s house to get her opinion. First, of course we had crazy drunken sex on the hood of her car while her neighbors watched and we neglected her kids who were in the house playing with matches or knives or something. Then, during a post-coital cigarette, I finally told her about the idea.
She agrees that it’s crazy but fascinating. She says she doesn’t know what kind of person would hire theit own paparazzi, but to each their own.
So there you go. I guess from now on, i’m in the paparazzi-for-hire business. Now who wants to give me $500 to follow them around for a day? You know you want to.
[Editor’s Note: No Britneys were harmed during the photoshopping of this image]
lovely!
The idea sounds good, but $500 an hour is a bit out of my league.
Brilliant!
I read an article about this being an ’emerging’ service during the last week – I couldn’t find that article, but here’s another: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-2know5659483apr23,0,1050...
So, yeah, that might make a bit of cash!
LOL….LOL great one Mav.
Oh my… so THIS is what those wonderful private college degrees get you? … sigh
But then again – $500/day. Sounds pretty good to me!
Ha!!! This is fab.
LOL
We Absloutely Love Your Work.
Sorry, we don’t have the 5 C notes.
Could that be the next big antithetical comic book hero "Paparazzi-for-Hire"?
Oh, and Thanks for not harming Britney
@KatColorado: thanks
@You know what Jim: heh… make me an offer.
@Jack Scoresby: thank you.
@Atraxen: you know… maybe I should seriously like advertise on craigslist or something.
@psgypsy: thanks.
@lrayholly: hey. what did you think college was for?
@sadandbeautiful (Sarah): thanks.
@thehalfshow.com: 🙂
@MWCinCT: you’re a little out of my area too, so it’d be more. Oh well.
Heehee! The idea of hiring your own paparazzi for the day is kinda scary…
@gimmie_shoes: so you’re not interested? Darn! I would have liked the trip to England
lol. and then you can start a new flickr group:
"365 days by my paparazzi"
@☼ Helder: dude… if someone hired me to follow them around and document their life for $500/day for a straight year I would be as happy as a little girl.
LMAO. This is so hot.
@d.rex: that’s what she said. 🙂
that’s so incredible and hilarious at the same time. ( the link, the you, and the description of child neglegence 🙂 )
nice shot
@darkspark: I’m actually still considering it as a career move.
wow wow wow – f…. hot !!
Hi, I’m an admin for a group called drunken, smoking and horny, and we’d love to have this added to the group!