Day 864 of 365 Again.
You know, sometimes I kinda wonder about what happens to me at night. I don’t remember cutting myself yesterday. I don’t remember getting up in the middle of the night and slicing my palm open. I don’t think Stephanie secretly carves away at me while I’m sleeping. But this morning, there it was. It’s kinda sore even.
I wonder what i did.
I think that there’s a chance that while I think I’m sleeping, I’m actually a government employed sleeper agent who goes off on secret missions all over the world making it safe for freedom and democracy (you’re welcome).
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s it.
Cool!
Well, now that explains some strange things about your childhood! I’ll bet you were an agent way back then too!
Gotta look out for Steph, she’s wicked.
And Otto is your secret nemesis…
@lrayholly: heh… well, if my life is the same as the one in the TV show I linked to, then you don’t actually exist.
@sassyshannon999: yep. She’s evil!!!!
@sui66iy: that might explain a lot.
I also get mystery cuts and bruises, and there seem to be more around Christmastime. You might say it was all the cleaning and decorating under stress, plus dry skin from the weather change, but it could also be mischievous rogue elves.