I think my worldview simply doesn’t support the notion that sucker punch won’t be the greatest movie ever. http://sucker-punch-movie.com

I love that Twitter has essentially made shit-talking about your friends a global phenomenon.

I try to watch the trailer for Hangover II & it will “begin after this ad”? What the fuck, I have to watch an ad in order to see an ad?

Who says we just spoof sci-fi? Attica! Attica!2-28-11 – Science Ninja Action Team: Cosmic Hellcats IXA humorous online comic about four alien catgirls and their adventures as they travel through space.

Why have I been picking up so many more twitter followers in the last week or so. Am I just becoming more interesting?

wow… I just realized I’ve already spent 5 hours commuting this week. I am now officially depressed.

On the road to work in bumper to bumper traffic again. Sigh. This will probably take another 2 hours. Winter sucks.

Left work at 5:05. It’s now 7. 20 miles and I’m still not home. FUCK WINTER!

wow! Story of a kid born without a cerebellum and yet still able to do many of the tasks that he should’t since he’s missing that part of the brain: http://aol.it/fgWAP9

From the Playboy Morning Show: “Murglary: What OJ is in jail for” I intend to use this word once a day for the rest of my life.