The happiest man in the world is some asian guy in hawaii. http://t.co/lZL5r8G I’m gonna find him and kick him in the balls!

New comic is up! A photo comic this time. Hey, you get to see Sarah being sexy. That’s worth it, right?3-12-11 – Science Ninja Action Team: Cosmic Hellcats IXA humorous online comic about four alien catgirls and their adventures as they travel through space.

Someday I hope to tell my grandkids how back in my day we had thing called football. And we liked it. We loved it! We liked it fine!

It really bothers me that there’s whole generation of kids who think Jersey Shore invented the fist pump. Watch an 80s rap video, bitches!

What’s better? French maids or mexican ones? Hollywood has taught me that there are no other options. Hollywood never lies.

am i the only one who gets pissy when a bluray doesn’t come w/ a digital copy? What am I supposed to do rip it myself? What year is this?

now auditioning theme music bands to follow me around while i do stuff. you need appropriate music for walking, fights and sex. Any takers?

I just passed a skinny white woman who was dressed like a fat black male soul singer. (Do enough black people follow me to get that joke?)

I’ve decided to give up being punched in the kidney for Lent. So get your shots in before midnight or you have to wait 40 days.