Month: March 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • March 7, 2011 • 0 Comments

yawn… when I start my only mega conglomerate company we’re going to have mandatory nap time.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Wu-Tang Clan member. I think they still need a New Dirty Bastard.

dammit. The computer that runs the water cooler is crashed again. Maybe rethink this whole technology thing?

totally in the mood to go on an epic adventure with 3 buddies to lose our virginity before we graduate highs school. Damn 20 years too late.

Oooh! Google’s current logo picture is the Wil Eisner’s Spirit!

Why is he playing crickets on his own jokes? ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)

if there was a reality show @THEGaryBusey & @charliesheen locked in a room with a live mic I swear I’d quit my job and watch 24/7 #winning

keep forgetting to mention: I have a full page photo published in issue 64 (Feb) of the UK magazine GoreZone with @officialsjk. Check it out

in 3994AD, after a runaway planet passes between earth & the moon, Moks with #tigerblood in their veins will worship @charliesheen as a god.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Human Beat Box! P-P-P-Budda-Budda-Pt-Pt-Pt-Budda Budda-Pt-P-P-Pt-Hahaha-Buh-Buh-Buh!!!!

you know, I was unemployed a long time and yet I didn’t get to #win as much as @charliesheen. What a gyp. Maybe I need more #tigerblood.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Classic Motown Singer. I need 3-4 other black dudes and some shiny pastel suits. Who’s in?

Todays wistful career change decision: Hutt Crime Boss. Now auditioning gold bikini slavegirls, Mandalorian bounty hunters & Rancors.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: MTV Twiter Jockey. Just because I still can’t believe that’s like a real thing.