Month: April 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • April 29, 2011 • 0 Comments

vegetarian restaurants should really be forced to have like one token chicken dish the way meat restaurants have a token tofu dish.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The 12th Doctor. And can I have Billie Piper back as my companion? She can stay Belle Du Jour though.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Justified Ancient of MuMu. And I drive an ice cream van.

Anyone reading this in Mexico? I’m looking for a 35 year old anchor baby to back in a presidential run next year.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Leader of the Pep Squad. What? I’m peppy goddammit! Fuck you!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Fall Guy. Stuntman by day Bountyhunter by night. Any job is cooler when you add Bountyhunter by Night

Business rule #7371: no matter how boring, mundane, longwinded and contentless your presentation, ALWAYS have a PowerPoint.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Ice Road Trucker. But like maybe I could do it in Tahiti or something?

Still thinking of site names. How about funemployment-comic.com? with or without the comma? opinions?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hotstepper. Murderer. Lyrical Gangsta. Still love you like that. (No, we don’t die. Yes, we multiply)

I wonder if anyone looks in my cube when I’m listening to old skool & sees me bopping my head like an idiot. “Candy Girl! You are my world!”

listening to New Edition & realized its 27 years old. Damn I’m old. “Mama told me one day it was gonna happen but she never told me when…”

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Carpetbagger. Need a mayor? Senator? Governor? I have experience in finance, law & coke whores.

So would it be cool if I turned the wistful career change decisions into a one panel comicstrip series?

overheard in my office: “somebody’s gonna have an areola, probably!” someone just yelled that. I wonder what they meant to be saying.