Month: May 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • May 31, 2011 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Auto Mechanic. aka shakedown artist. Am I bitter? Of course not.

I’m running a contest on my comic strip (www.cosmichellcats.com). Check it out and tell your friends. http://t.co/ZcNDICz

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The New Oprah. The world has a vacuum. It needs to be filled. Who wants to be my first guest?

Hmm… its memorial day weekend. How’d that happen. Anyone want to come by for a BBQ/pool/hottub party? Which day would be best.

I need to get an MP3 playlist of 80s cartoon bands. Jem and the Holograms, The Misfits, Hero High, Cold Slither.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Reality Star. Now do I want to live on an island for 40 days or is it easier to just have 8 kids?

Todays Wistful Hobby Decision: Competitive Planker. Hobby, not career because I’d hate to lose my amateur status before the 2012 olympics.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pinky Model. I don’t think I can make it as a hand model. But I can corner the market on pinkies.

you know there’s a recession when people read my wistful career change decisions and ask to work for me.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: That guy who does that thing in that place with the other thing? Yeah, him. That’s the one.

Ok, when the fuck did the Washington Generals start letting black guys on the team? I mean, yeah, maybe it’s racist, but i mean, really?

Woah! Right now a volcano is erupting in Iceland AND theres an earthquake in New Zealand. Maybe there’s something to this #rapture!

Ah, so that’s what happened… thank you, #machoman http://www.rad-dudes.com/?p=1662

Dear guys in short on side of the road trying to entice me to your carwash. YOU’RE DUDES! It won’t work.

Dear hot sinful women: I’ve decided to repopulate the world post-rapture. I need breeders. The audition orgy will start tomorrow at 5pm.