Month: June 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • June 21, 2011 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Bootzilla! Awwwwwwww Funky Funky, ya’ll.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pro 3-card Monte Player. I’ve worked out a surefire can’t lose system! Who wants to stake me?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Chain Gang. I may be the only man in the world to volunteer for a chain gang without going to prison

the photographer in me is so sad I missed this: http://t.co/ciI6L6U

Sigh… insurance looked at the car. Worse than expected. Naturally. Are you there God? It’s me, Maverick.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Avenging Disco Godfather. Stylish clothes, kickass fro, and I can just bitch slap a motherfucker.

FuckingMotherFuckingMotherFuckers!!!! (this is the sound of me being pissed at my neighbors who decided to ram my brand new car)

I wish LeBron James would sign with either the Canucks or the Bruins in the next couple hours so I knew who to root against.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Mild Mannered Reporter. But not tights or anything. I’m bring dignity back to mild-mannered reporting

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Organ Grinder. Think about it. You get to sit outside, play music AND YOU GET A MONKEY!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hippie. Get me some weed, a tiedye shirt and a Grateful Dead album. Find me a tree and I’ll hug it!

I love how everyone assumes I’m rooting for Dallas because of my name. No, actually I’m just rooting AGAINST Labron. #NBA #mavs #cavs

Its nice outside. Anyone want to go fight a zombie apocalypse or something?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Congressman. I hear they get all the chicks. First step… who wants to start a twitter-sexting?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Desperado. When will I come to my senses? I’ve been out riding fences for so long now.