Month: July 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • July 30, 2011 • 0 Comments

Cowboys & Aliens was good, but it really needed to end with Nick Fury asking Jake to join the Avengers Initiative.

It is 10 to midnight. Why the hell are all the kids in my neighborhood still running around screaming outside?

Hey! If I shoot myself in the leg will the Steelers want me too?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: One Man Army Corps. Mostly for the stylish haircut.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Michael Bay hero. I need a sidekick to stand in slowmo with as the camera circlezs & shit gets real.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Arbiter of truth. Now, no one has to guess on politicals. just ask me & I’ll tell you how to feel.

short shameful confession: My name is Christopher Maverick, and I am a oxygenoholic. Should I try to quit cold turkey?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Christopher “Dice” Maverick. Hickory Dickory Dock. Fuck You!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Howling Commando. Failing that, maybe I could get a gig driving the haunted tank.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Veritech Leader, Vermillion Squadron. Only I’ll drop Minmei on episode 1 and save us a lot of trouble

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Microphone Fiend. I’m in E. F. F. E. C. T. A smooth operator, operating correctly.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Film Critic. Is there a market for longwinded pretentious deconstructionist reviews of action movies?

Another new @zivity set! This time with BrookeLove. Check it out. (NSFW) http://t.co/zLhp6PE Preview pic: http://t.co/x0KDGmz

Short Shameful Confessions: I might honestly be more excited about SpyKids 4 than the new Conan movie.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Motown singer. Need 4 guys who like sparkly suits & can do a nice little sidestep handwave thing.