Month: August 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • August 31, 2011 • 0 Comments

My friend @wayne_wise has epublished his 3 new books. Only $2.99 each, so what do you have to lose? Check them out. http://t.co/HoiloYU

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 1 Man Flash Mob. My first performance was here in my cube at work. Went off on schedule & I rocked it

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Bad Bad Leroy Brown. Or Mack the Knife. Keep going back & forth. Just read both lyrics. I have issues

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The Fist of Khonshu. If you get this one, you are entirely too geeky.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hurricane Wave surfer. I’ve never actually surfed before, but really… how hard could it be?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Certified Public Accountant. What? The world needs CPAs. Do all of these have to be funny?

I just got spam asking me to join a senior citizens dating service. Am I that old?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Revenge Gigolo. Hubby is cheating & you want revenge sex? Call me! All major credit cards accepted!

Ok, now which of my hunky male cousins wants to move to Vermont with me? http://t.co/PjRtOgM errr… uhh.. I mean… nevermind….

Woohoo! the Indians didn’t even pause their game during the quake. Cleveland rocks! http://t.co/ZxUQRJ0

Wow. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are apparently breaking up. This is like the end of Brangelina for us black people.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Solid. Solid as a Rock. Hmmm… Maverick and Simpson, kinda has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Patron Saint of Sinners. Who’s laughing now, Billy Joel!?!

I love job recruiters. I just got email from one inviting me to apply for an open position in the company I currently work for. IN MY GROUP!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Olympic Curler. It’s the sport of kings, you know. Kings Dammit!