Month: October 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • October 31, 2011 • 0 Comments

Two new @zivity sets up. Check them out! http://t.co/DCcNIxxz http://t.co/9QazATuE

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Gun-toting, whip-wielding archaeologist. Also, I look good in a hat.

No Wistful Career Change Today. I am occupying Twitter. You know 99% of followers only follow the top 1% of tweeters. Power to the people!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Outback Crocodile Hunter. That’s not a knife. This is a knife!

Today’s wistful career change decision: that guy from Hung. I mean come on… That’s a good gig.

Today wistful career decision: discount contract killer. Now running a winter special. If you hire me to kill 3 people, the 4th ones free.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Self-treating back pain physician. Ow Ow Ow Fucking Ow…

If you’re buying a damage box item that’s the last on the shelf & you know you need a price check why the fuck are you in the express line?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Crimesolving Teen Cartoon Detective. Not a lame one with a talking pet. A cool one with a band!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: the most interesting man in the world. If anyone lives vicariously through himself it’s me.

Dear HappyPeople: I’m a miserable bitter old man. Please don’t take it personally if I use your happy as an invite to punch you in the face

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: any job where at the end of the day @SamuelLJackson asks me to join the Avengers Initiative

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Kool Aid Man. Ohhhh yeah! Or is that Machoman Randy Savage? Either one would be cool.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Experimental Evolutionary Biologist. I’m going to need 12 brave volunteers and an island.

A big giant fuck you to Warner Bros. Digital Downloads to iTunes are just fine. Streaming a movie from flixster is not a download!