Month: November 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • November 30, 2011 • 0 Comments

Dear young people: I grew up in Cleveland on the fucking lake & i’m telling you if you’re wearing shorts in 30F weather you’re a dumbass!

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Today’s wistful life advice: EVERYTHING is like Wu-shu. Also, don’t worry, it’s only a broken arm.

Today’s wistful career change decision: pro surfer. I wonder where I can catch the big waves… In Pittsburgh.

Todays Wistfu Career Change Decision: Apothocary. I just like saying the word. Plus I get to bleed people with leeches. How cool is that!?!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Really, I just like saying the word. Plus, I get to bleed people with leeches. How cool is that?!?!

I want my own wistful career change decision reality show. Each week I take a new weird job & reduce it to sex, jokes and bitter wisecracks.

Today’s wistful career change decision: drill sergeant. Mostly I just want to yell and call people maggot like Sgt. Slaughter.

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Serious question: If you’re ultra-religious & believe in no premarital sex & no porn. How do you know what to do on your wedding night?

Dear advertising industry, If your product is supposed to make me thin then maybe don’t make a fucking commercial with fat people you idiots

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Punkin Chunker. http://t.co/VcBQjHT7 Ok… I might be a redneck.

Oooh! Is this one of those days where all the white people left the office early again? Time to pump some Dr. Dre up in this motherfucker!

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