Month: November 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • November 9, 2011 • 0 Comments

I meant to do an RIP for Joe Frazier. And then I was busy with election stuff all day today. And now I find out Heavy D died. Damn…

Today’s career actuality: judge of elections. Rock the vote.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Twitter prop comedian. Look at this! Hmmm, ok, maybe it loses something in the medium.

Whew! first time I’ve run 10+ miles in years. 10.21 in 2:09:05. Not blazing speed, but still feels good (in a “i wanna vomit” kinda way)

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: I’ve always wanted to slay a dragon. Anyone have a virgin we can chain to a rock to attract one?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Bathroom Attendant. Not sure why this even exists. But it looks like easy money, except for the smell

Are you there god? It’s me, Maverick. Please make people stop inviting me to new social networks. It’s enough already. Amen.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Mr. LoverLover! Oh. I’m a lyrical lover no take me for filth. A sexual physique ya know me well built

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Lead Singer in a Morris Day and The Muthafuckin Time tribute band. Who wants to be my Jerome?