Month: December 2011 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • December 22, 2011 • 0 Comments

Todays Maverick Wisdom: There’s two types of bridges in this world, Those you don’t want to burn and those you torch half way across.

Today’s wistful career change decision: I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad. Buy all the things I never had.

Frankly, I’ll take a bottle in front of me OR a frontal lobotomy.

Hmm, post-3PM on Wed. before Xmas appears to effectively be post-3pm on a Friday. Time to pump some Long beach in this motherfuckin house!!!

Today’s wistful career change decision: Fairytale prince. Why should that Charming asshole get all the tail.

Today’s wistful career change decision: that robot man guy from the chappelle show. Cuz I still remember him and laugh all these years later

James Harrison is my fucking hero: RT @jharrison9292: If I cant play then can’t nobody play… Lights out!”

So this game will be on til what, 4am?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Generalissimo Dear Beloved Most Exalted Supreme Leader. I have your gratitude.

Oh my god! The dude who played Sams in Lean on Me got busted for possession. He’s still not killing himself expeditiously, I guess.

Todays wistful career change decision: bare knuckle boxer. Only I’m gonna be all intellectual & call myself a pugilist! Like Charlie Bowdre.

Todays wistful career change decision: afternoon tweeter. Cuz obviously I couldn’t be bothered to post this earlier. I even slack at twitter

Oh my god! The children are smoking the weed! I am shocked! Shocked I say! How could that be? http://t.co/ZoPGyved

Today’s wistful career change decision: Iron Chef Soulfood. Today’s theme ingredient: Hamhock!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Fear Factor champion. There’s something you don’t know about me, Joe Rogen. I smoke rock.